Most uncomfortable moment?

[imported_LoKe]

Mine would have to be when I went to the doctors office. I had been sick for about a year, and this was before I was diagnosed with Fibromyalgia. I believe I was...maybe 15 years old?

Anyways, we get into his office (this is my family doctor, fyi) and I sit down on that bed thing and my mom sits in the chair at the end of the room. He starts out with the usual listen to the chest, check your pulse, etc.

Then he tells me to unbutton my pants so he can feel my stomach/bladder. Sure, why not. He starts pressing down and doing the normal whatever it is they're supposed to do, then he tries to move his hand down to my testicles. Naturally I freaked the hell out and told him to go fsck himself. My mom was just sitting there, and she said, "Do you want me to leave the room?"

... No, I want him to not touch my fvcking balls. I'll check those on my own, thanks.

Apparently he was supposed to check for lumps or something. Needless to say I got the hell out of there. I know this is what they're supposed to do, but at 15 years old I need a little forewarning.

Cliffs:
Doctor tried to touch my balls
I freaked the fsck out

So, what do you have to share?

 

[michaels]

When I got caught screwing my gf's mom.

 

[Juno]

when i was playing basketball for both middle and high schools. i had to go for a physical test so the SAME doctor for six years touched my balls!

blah.

 

[Dritnul]

"hi your Sarah right?"
"how do you know my name"


that was the worst i did a simliar dumbshit thing like 6 months later
god thats really akward

 

[GeekDrew]

.... why the heck would you freak out about that? He *is* a doctor.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: GeekDrew
.... why the heck would you freak out about that? He *is* a doctor.

I was 15, he moved quickly, I was confused, I freaked the hell out.

 

[GeekDrew]

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: GeekDrew
.... why the heck would you freak out about that? He *is* a doctor.

I was 15, he moved quickly, I was confused, I freaked the hell out.

Are you slow or something? lol

First clue: he asked you to unbutton your pants. That means all bets are off.

 

[Molondo]

Getting cought masterbating... by your grandparents. TEE HEEE

 

[michaels]

I was jk btw

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: GeekDrew

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: GeekDrew
.... why the heck would you freak out about that? He *is* a doctor.

I was 15, he moved quickly, I was confused, I freaked the hell out.

Are you slow or something? lol

First clue: he asked you to unbutton your pants. That means all bets are off.

He was checking my stomach. Made sense to me. =p

 

[saymyname]

Doing a girl ITB in church and getting caught by the pastor.

 

[GeekDrew]

Originally posted by: LoKe
[removed]

:| That has nothing to do with anything.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: GeekDrew
:| That has nothing to do with anything.

I'm sorry, it was a joke. I'll remove it.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: michaels
I was jk btw

Yeah, I don't think anyone was taking you seriously.

 

[nageov3t]

probably when I came out of the closet to my then-girlfriend...

 

[SlitheryDee]

Probably when I skipped a french club field trip to go to Jackson, MS and got caught. Man that sux compared to everyone else's stories.

My life = :thumbsdown:

 

[RichardE]

The sleeping with the co-worker who had a bf thread that i made on Tuesday. and the seeying her at work.

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: GeekDrew
:| That has nothing to do with anything.

I'm sorry, it was a joke. I'll remove it.

End censorship! Put it back, I wanna see what you said.

 

[Powermoloch]

When my mom found my secret stash :Q

 

[Iron Woode]

several:

- I was banging my GF and my sister walked in on us. I said, " so what? I don't care right now."

- Finding out the drunk girl I picked up was under age. I was drunk too, BTW.

- Being invited over to my exGF's parent's house. The one I haven't spoken to in 14 years. That was 2 years ago. Talk about feeling very awkward. It got worse when my exGF showed up a half hour later.

- On my first official date with my infamous exGF, the under age girl from the second incident shows up and proceeds to make a scene about what happened earlier.

:Q

consider yourself lucky.

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
several:

- I was banging my GF and my sister walked in on us. I said, " so what? I don't care right now."

- Finding out the drunk girl I picked up was under age. I was drunk too, BTW.

- Being invited over to my exGF's parent's house. The one I haven't spoken to in 14 years. That was 2 years ago. Talk about feeling very awkward. It got worse when my exGF showed up a half hour later.

- On my first official date with my infamous exGF, the under age girl from the second incident shows up and proceeds to make a scene about what happened earlier.

:Q

consider yourself lucky.

What did you learn?


The young ones are always trouble...only do them in a different town.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: RichardE

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
several:

- I was banging my GF and my sister walked in on us. I said, " so what? I don't care right now."

- Finding out the drunk girl I picked up was under age. I was drunk too, BTW.

- Being invited over to my exGF's parent's house. The one I haven't spoken to in 14 years. That was 2 years ago. Talk about feeling very awkward. It got worse when my exGF showed up a half hour later.

- On my first official date with my infamous exGF, the under age girl from the second incident shows up and proceeds to make a scene about what happened earlier.

:Q

consider yourself lucky.

What did you learn?


The young ones are always trouble...only do them in a different town.

LOL

Sue, the exGF I posted of, was 17 when we met. 2 months before her 18th bday. I was 23 at the time.

I had a very exciting life for about 5 years (21 till 26). Then I smartened up.

 

[VanTheMan]

Fooling around with my first girlfriend on the top bunk of a bunkbed while her mom was on the bottom bunk asleep. We were at a camp and I was a little uncomfortable when we saw her mom the next day, but she never said anything so I guess she never knew.

 

[SilverThief]

Getting caught by my gf's mom (back in HS) doing the nasty on the couch.

 

[EyeMWing]

Putting on the balls to go up and talk to my current gf for the first time - freshman orientation, August '05. Orientation here is done on a per-major basis, so it was all of us nerds together, with one of our profs (a woman who's been teaching CS and IT for decades). She's the ONLY girl. She's not bad lookin'. But she's shy as all hell - and she's hiding under the prof. They're sitting together at lunch. So I grab my food and bypass the guys I'd been talking to most of the day - walk straight on up to their table, sit down, look her straight in the eyes, and say "Hi."

This, in and of itself wasn't the uncomfortable part. In fact, I was high on bravado and totally fearless. When the prof laughed... That was uncomfortable.

Came to find out, weeks later, on the first day of class, by way of class discussion, that she laughed only because she'd never actually seen a nerd manage the feat of saying hello on day 0.

And then there's months later, when I asked her out, jokingly (we were already hitting it off quite well behind everyone's backs), and she, jokingly, declined. This set off a TOTAL SH!TSTORM of rumors, only some of which are true. It's bad when you have profs who know that you asked a girl out. It's even worse when you have profs who think they know that you're hitting it anyway (and you are)

Small campus life is.... Interesting at times.