Bubba Ho-Tapp
my god the plot is funny
basically a guy who believes hes elvis and a black dude who believe he is JFK, (he says thats how smart they are, they dyed me this colour, and they have some of my brain, they replaced it a packet of sand!)
some mummy thing is sucking soles of the other people in the hostpital, and sh!tting the remains in the guest toilet!, basically these two go on a hunt with a zimmer frame and wheel chair to kill an egyptian mummy named bubba ho tapp who looks like a man dressed in used bog role. the best bit is the mummy wears cowboy hat and boots, and a guy in the hospital thinks hes the loan ranger tries to gun said mummy down in the corridor with plastic colt revolvers!.....his heart then ruptures after walking to far shouting a$$hole after every click of his plastic gun
this movie is down right hilarious...you have to see it
the best scene is where elvis has a fight with a fake plastic scarab beetle that makes wierd humming noises, this movie is bad, but makes up for the fact by being completely daft