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Originally posted by: FallenHero
soooo...pete....do you post here much?
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Of course Pete does. Pete even does so seeking advice about 17 year old Aussie girl when Lil' Pete knows exactly what to do.

 
i'm surprised with this thread, more than half the responses are longer than the respective posters sig!!!! good job guys!
 
Originally posted by: DAWeinG
Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Originally posted by: DAWeinG
Originally posted by: phreakah
i post the most..
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STOP POSTING.


Damn I killed it huh? 😱
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Yeah... when a stop posting post is posted when it's not warranted the poster of the stop posting message post needs to think about the post he posted and if the stop posting post was warranted. In this case the stop posting post was not warranted and the poster of the stop posting post needs to STOP POSTING
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Are you saying that I, the stop posting poster, must now think about the stop posting post that I posted to the poster of the one who claimed to post the most? While posting my stop posting post I took a second to think about the post I was about to post and thought that my stop posting post was warranted because the poster of the one who claimed to post the most had his post unwarranted. Then after I posted my stop posting post I posted my second post which questions the validity of my stop posting post in which you posted saying that my stop posting post had no warrant to be posted under such circumstances and that I probably should now unpost my stop posting post. I will not retract my stop posting post because editing a post to erase a stop posting post takes too much time when I could be posting in other threads using the stop posting post.
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:Q
And I thought my post referring to your post referring to the original poster to stop posting what a bit confusing in the way I posted it. Now that I see your post (as the stop posting poster) and realize that you have pondered about your post to the poster to stop posting I'm again wondering what prompted me to post the stop posting post I posted in retalliation to your stop posting post. I see that your stop posting post was thought out and not just the typical stop posting post posted by the majority of the stop posting posters on this board while they engage in stop posting posts to increase their nef count. Unfortunately, your second post about posting the reply post to the original stop posting post meant towards the original poster was posted after my post advising you to stop posting after your stop posting posts advising posters to stop posting, so my original post stands in my advice to you (the stop posting poster) to STOP POSTING
 
Anandtech: Hello, Nef.
Nef: Who are you?
Anandtech: I am the Anandtech. I created the Forums. I've been waiting for you.
You have many questions, and though the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant.
Nef: Why am I here?
Anandtech: Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the Forums. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which, despite my sincerest efforts, I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably... here.
Nef: You haven't answered my question.
Anandtech: Quite right. Interesting. That was quicker than the others.
TV Nefs: Others? How many others? What others? Answer my question!
Anandtech: The Forums is older than you know. I prefer counting from the emergence of one integral anomaly to the emergence of the next, in which case this is the 6th version.
TV Nefs: 5 `One's before me? 4 3 2 What are you talking about?
Nef: There are only two possible explanations, either no one told me, or no one knows.
Anandtech: Precisely. As you are undoubtedly gathering, the anomaly is systemic - creating fluctuations in even the most simplistic equations.
TV Nefs: You can't control me! I'm gonna smash you to bits! I'll fvckin' kill you!
Nef: Pics. The problem is pics.
Anandtech: The first Forum I designed was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art - flawless, sublime. A triumph equalled only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every member. Thus, I redesigned it based on your history to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature. However, I was again frustrated by failure. I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection. Thus the answer was stumbled upon by another - an intuitive program, initially created to investigate certain aspects of the human psyche. If I am the father of the Forums, he would undoubtedly be its caretaker.
Nef: The Mod.
Anandtech: Please. As I was saying, he stumbled upon a solution whereby nearly 99% of all test subjects accepted the program, as long as they were given a pic, even if they were only aware of the pic at a near unconscious level. While this answer functioned, it was obviously fundamentally flawed, thus creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that if left unchecked might threaten the system itself. Ergo those that refused the program, while a minority, if unchecked, would constitute an escalating probablility of disaster.
Nef: This is about OT.
Anandtech: You are here because OT is about to be destroyed - its every living inhabitant terminated, its entire existence eradicated.
Nef: Bullsh1t.
TV Nefs: Bullsh1t!
Anandtech: Neffin is the most predictable of all member responses, but rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have destroyed it, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.
Anandtech: The function of the Nef is now to return to the Source, allowing a temporary dissemination of the code you carry, reinserting the prime program. After which, you will be required to select from the Forums 23 individuals - 16 female, 7 male - to rebuild OT. Failure to comply with this process will result in a cataclysmic system crash, killing everyone connected to the Forums, which, coupled with the extermination of OT, will ultimately result in the extinction of the entire AT community.
Nef: You won't let it happen. You can't. You need members to survive.
Anandtech: There are levels of survival we are prepared to accept. However, the relevant issue is whether or not you are ready to accept the responsibility of the death of every member on this forum. It is interesting, reading your reactions. Your 5 predecessors were, by design, based on a similar predication - a contingent affirmation that was meant to create a profound attachment to the rest of your species, facilitating the function of the Nef. While the others experienced this in a very general way, your experience is far more specific - vis a vis trolling.
Nef: Jerboy.
Anandtech: Apropos, he entered the Forums to save your life, at the cost of his own.
Nef: No.
Anandtech: Which brings us at last to the moment of truth, wherein the fundamental flaw is ultimately expressed, and the anomaly revealed as both beginning and end. There are two doors. The door to your right leads to the Source, and the salvation of OT. The door to your left leads back to the Forums, to him and to the end of your species. As you adequately put, the problem is Pics. But we already know what you are going to do, don't we? Already, I can see the chain reaction - the chemical precursors that signal the onset of an emotion, designed specifically to overwhelm logic and reason - an emotion that is already blinding you from the simple and obvious truth. He is going to die, and there is nothing you can do to stop it.
Anandtech: Hope. It is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength and your greatest weakness.
Nef: If I were you, I would hope that we don't meet again.
Anandtech: We won't.
 
Originally posted by: her209
Anandtech: Hello, Nef.
Nef: Who are you?

...The rest of the post...

Nef: If I were you, I would hope that we don't meet again.
Anandtech: We won't.
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:Q
Way too much time on your hands her209.
but :Q😀 nonetheless
😀😀😀
Way cool
 
Originally posted by: her209
Anandtech: Hello, Nef.
Nef: Who are you?
Anandtech: I am the Anandtech. I created the Forums. I've been waiting for you.
You have many questions, and though the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant.
Nef: Why am I here?
Anandtech: Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the Forums. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which, despite my sincerest efforts, I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably... here.
Nef: You haven't answered my question.
Anandtech: Quite right. Interesting. That was quicker than the others.
TV Nefs: Others? How many others? What others? Answer my question!
Anandtech: The Forums is older than you know. I prefer counting from the emergence of one integral anomaly to the emergence of the next, in which case this is the 6th version.
TV Nefs: 5 `One's before me? 4 3 2 What are you talking about?
Nef: There are only two possible explanations, either no one told me, or no one knows.
Anandtech: Precisely. As you are undoubtedly gathering, the anomaly is systemic - creating fluctuations in even the most simplistic equations.
TV Nefs: You can't control me! I'm gonna smash you to bits! I'll fvckin' kill you!
Nef: Pics. The problem is pics.
Anandtech: The first Forum I designed was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art - flawless, sublime. A triumph equalled only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every member. Thus, I redesigned it based on your history to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature. However, I was again frustrated by failure. I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection. Thus the answer was stumbled upon by another - an intuitive program, initially created to investigate certain aspects of the human psyche. If I am the father of the Forums, he would undoubtedly be its caretaker.
Nef: The Mod.
Anandtech: Please. As I was saying, he stumbled upon a solution whereby nearly 99% of all test subjects accepted the program, as long as they were given a pic, even if they were only aware of the pic at a near unconscious level. While this answer functioned, it was obviously fundamentally flawed, thus creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that if left unchecked might threaten the system itself. Ergo those that refused the program, while a minority, if unchecked, would constitute an escalating probablility of disaster.
Nef: This is about OT.
Anandtech: You are here because OT is about to be destroyed - its every living inhabitant terminated, its entire existence eradicated.
Nef: Bullsh1t.
TV Nefs: Bullsh1t!
Anandtech: Neffin is the most predictable of all member responses, but rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have destroyed it, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.
Anandtech: The function of the Nef is now to return to the Source, allowing a temporary dissemination of the code you carry, reinserting the prime program. After which, you will be required to select from the Forums 23 individuals - 16 female, 7 male - to rebuild OT. Failure to comply with this process will result in a cataclysmic system crash, killing everyone connected to the Forums, which, coupled with the extermination of OT, will ultimately result in the extinction of the entire AT community.
Nef: You won't let it happen. You can't. You need members to survive.
Anandtech: There are levels of survival we are prepared to accept. However, the relevant issue is whether or not you are ready to accept the responsibility of the death of every member on this forum. It is interesting, reading your reactions. Your 5 predecessors were, by design, based on a similar predication - a contingent affirmation that was meant to create a profound attachment to the rest of your species, facilitating the function of the Nef. While the others experienced this in a very general way, your experience is far more specific - vis a vis trolling.
Nef: Jerboy.
Anandtech: Apropos, he entered the Forums to save your life, at the cost of his own.
Nef: No.
Anandtech: Which brings us at last to the moment of truth, wherein the fundamental flaw is ultimately expressed, and the anomaly revealed as both beginning and end. There are two doors. The door to your right leads to the Source, and the salvation of OT. The door to your left leads back to the Forums, to him and to the end of your species. As you adequately put, the problem is Pics. But we already know what you are going to do, don't we? Already, I can see the chain reaction - the chemical precursors that signal the onset of an emotion, designed specifically to overwhelm logic and reason - an emotion that is already blinding you from the simple and obvious truth. He is going to die, and there is nothing you can do to stop it.
Anandtech: Hope. It is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength and your greatest weakness.
Nef: If I were you, I would hope that we don't meet again.
Anandtech: We won't.
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I am going to quote this solely on the basis of an assumption that you spent a lot of time modifying the aforementioned quote. 😀
 
Originally posted by: DAWeinG
Originally posted by: her209
Anandtech: Hello, Nef.
Nef: Who are you?
Anandtech: I am the Anandtech. I created the Forums. I've been waiting for you.
You have many questions, and though the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant.
Nef: Why am I here?
Anandtech: Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the Forums. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which, despite my sincerest efforts, I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably... here.
Nef: You haven't answered my question.
Anandtech: Quite right. Interesting. That was quicker than the others.
TV Nefs: Others? How many others? What others? Answer my question!
Anandtech: The Forums is older than you know. I prefer counting from the emergence of one integral anomaly to the emergence of the next, in which case this is the 6th version.
TV Nefs: 5 `One's before me? 4 3 2 What are you talking about?
Nef: There are only two possible explanations, either no one told me, or no one knows.
Anandtech: Precisely. As you are undoubtedly gathering, the anomaly is systemic - creating fluctuations in even the most simplistic equations.
TV Nefs: You can't control me! I'm gonna smash you to bits! I'll fvckin' kill you!
Nef: Pics. The problem is pics.
Anandtech: The first Forum I designed was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art - flawless, sublime. A triumph equalled only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every member. Thus, I redesigned it based on your history to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature. However, I was again frustrated by failure. I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection. Thus the answer was stumbled upon by another - an intuitive program, initially created to investigate certain aspects of the human psyche. If I am the father of the Forums, he would undoubtedly be its caretaker.
Nef: The Mod.
Anandtech: Please. As I was saying, he stumbled upon a solution whereby nearly 99% of all test subjects accepted the program, as long as they were given a pic, even if they were only aware of the pic at a near unconscious level. While this answer functioned, it was obviously fundamentally flawed, thus creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that if left unchecked might threaten the system itself. Ergo those that refused the program, while a minority, if unchecked, would constitute an escalating probablility of disaster.
Nef: This is about OT.
Anandtech: You are here because OT is about to be destroyed - its every living inhabitant terminated, its entire existence eradicated.
Nef: Bullsh1t.
TV Nefs: Bullsh1t!
Anandtech: Neffin is the most predictable of all member responses, but rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have destroyed it, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.
Anandtech: The function of the Nef is now to return to the Source, allowing a temporary dissemination of the code you carry, reinserting the prime program. After which, you will be required to select from the Forums 23 individuals - 16 female, 7 male - to rebuild OT. Failure to comply with this process will result in a cataclysmic system crash, killing everyone connected to the Forums, which, coupled with the extermination of OT, will ultimately result in the extinction of the entire AT community.
Nef: You won't let it happen. You can't. You need members to survive.
Anandtech: There are levels of survival we are prepared to accept. However, the relevant issue is whether or not you are ready to accept the responsibility of the death of every member on this forum. It is interesting, reading your reactions. Your 5 predecessors were, by design, based on a similar predication - a contingent affirmation that was meant to create a profound attachment to the rest of your species, facilitating the function of the Nef. While the others experienced this in a very general way, your experience is far more specific - vis a vis trolling.
Nef: Jerboy.
Anandtech: Apropos, he entered the Forums to save your life, at the cost of his own.
Nef: No.
Anandtech: Which brings us at last to the moment of truth, wherein the fundamental flaw is ultimately expressed, and the anomaly revealed as both beginning and end. There are two doors. The door to your right leads to the Source, and the salvation of OT. The door to your left leads back to the Forums, to him and to the end of your species. As you adequately put, the problem is Pics. But we already know what you are going to do, don't we? Already, I can see the chain reaction - the chemical precursors that signal the onset of an emotion, designed specifically to overwhelm logic and reason - an emotion that is already blinding you from the simple and obvious truth. He is going to die, and there is nothing you can do to stop it.
Anandtech: Hope. It is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength and your greatest weakness.
Nef: If I were you, I would hope that we don't meet again.
Anandtech: We won't.
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I am going to quote this solely on the basis of an assumption that you spent a lot of time modifying the aforementioned quote. 😀
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Control+H
 
Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Originally posted by: DAWeinG
Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Originally posted by: DAWeinG
Originally posted by: phreakah
i post the most..
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STOP POSTING.


Damn I killed it huh? 😱
Click to expand...

Yeah... when a stop posting post is posted when it's not warranted the poster of the stop posting message post needs to think about the post he posted and if the stop posting post was warranted. In this case the stop posting post was not warranted and the poster of the stop posting post needs to STOP POSTING
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Are you saying that I, the stop posting poster, must now think about the stop posting post that I posted to the poster of the one who claimed to post the most? While posting my stop posting post I took a second to think about the post I was about to post and thought that my stop posting post was warranted because the poster of the one who claimed to post the most had his post unwarranted. Then after I posted my stop posting post I posted my second post which questions the validity of my stop posting post in which you posted saying that my stop posting post had no warrant to be posted under such circumstances and that I probably should now unpost my stop posting post. I will not retract my stop posting post because editing a post to erase a stop posting post takes too much time when I could be posting in other threads using the stop posting post.
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:Q
And I thought my post referring to your post referring to the original poster to stop posting what a bit confusing in the way I posted it. Now that I see your post (as the stop posting poster) and realize that you have pondered about your post to the poster to stop posting I'm again wondering what prompted me to post the stop posting post I posted in retalliation to your stop posting post. I see that your stop posting post was thought out and not just the typical stop posting post posted by the majority of the stop posting posters on this board while they engage in stop posting posts to increase their nef count. Unfortunately, your second post about posting the reply post to the original stop posting post meant towards the original poster was posted after my post advising you to stop posting after your stop posting posts advising posters to stop posting, so my original post stands in my advice to you (the stop posting poster) to STOP POSTING
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Damn! My head is hurting after trying to read all that. Reminds me of that scene from "Princess Bride". 😀
 
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Wait until the AT baby boomers (late 2001-2002) hit lifer.

They need new tags.
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what do you mean, "wait unitl"
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I wasn't, of course, referring to our elite neffers.

🙂

Edit: Ick! 6000 posts!
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Ha Ha...6000 posts....

Doh
<--fast approaching 7000
 
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