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Most inappropriate place to get a woody?

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SuperCyrix

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I remember back in high school. I couple of my friends busted out laughing during lunch and I asked them why. They told me that something happend during PE. Their PE instructor was fairly young, very good looking, has an awesome body, and she happened to be a cheerleader for the LA Clippers. She was instucting them by example to do some exercise which required her to bend over a few times when tents started popping out all over the place. What made it worse was that PE was coed so I can only imagine what all the girls were thinking. Don't ask me for pics though, that was over 8 years ago.

The worse place to sport wood is in this Forum. The subject of this thread is inappropriate
 
ehh.. im a counselour at summer camp.. and some 8th grader got wood in the pool and got out of it .... nice pole pushin out on his swim suit 😀 he got majorly ripped on... so to make him feel better, i grabbed another counselour's ass to get some wood and walked outta the pool next too him.... jk, but i did grab her ass... 😉
 
while making a presentation infront of my 7th grade english class...
 
.... nice pole pushin out on his swim suit

Haha, that's a pain in the ass even if you DON'T have a stiffie.

Viper GTS
 


<< .... nice pole pushin out on his swim suit

Haha, that's a pain in the ass even if you DON'T have a stiffie.

Viper GTS >>



ah yes.. but when your oversized 😉 and have no inhabitians... it works out in the long run 😀... btw.. the best way to solve this.. get a pair of board shorts.. they look like a swim suit and tie on but are a much thicker material usually.. especially in the crotch/velcro/tie string area.... in fact, they sell swim suit board shorts now that i think of it... they look better too 😀
 


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<< Well somebody I know got a boner in the showers with 10 other guys... >>



and we have a winner >>


I would have to agre, BTW RUN AWAY!!! 😀
 
Church, every week, surrounded by peoples grandparents 😱.
No, I'm not into old people 😛, some nice girls my age take the service just about every week.

BTW, I don't think like that, it just kinda happens
 
Taking up offering in church...
1) NEVER WEAR BOXERS TO CHURCH!!!!
2) never volenteer to take up offering
3) NEVER look done dresses when you are collecting offering
4) Dockers.... the tent of america
 


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<< Well somebody I know got a boner in the showers with 10 other guys... >>



and we have a winner >>



I would either kill myself or move to another town if that happened to me
 


<< During a physical...hehe >>



haha.. didnt happen to me, (almost has)
a freind told me it happened to him though, with a chick doctor.
 
umm... people sure as hell wouldnt be laffin if they saw me get wood in the shower... and i wouldnt be ashamed of anything... as for me personally getting wood... well.. lets just say that i reach up to my waistline.. so if stuff does happen... my waistband holds it down against me..w00t 😀 for me its more of being careful that im not pokin out
 
In your pants.

or, worse

In your mom's pants.

or, even worse...

In your dad's pants.


or, even worse

When you are on the job as Santa at the mall.

 
Luckily has never caused me embarassment, but I distinctly remember getting them during first period math class in 7th grade. I was safe under the desk.
 


<< never happened to me, but sportin a woody while getting a physical from a male dr. always worries me 🙂 >>



I suspect they're used to it.

Viper GTS
 
bob970: You like to talk about your penis a lot.


Worst place would have to be when your hugging your lesbian friend.


 


<< No kidding Grey, practically every shower somebody mentions it and makes fun of them. >>



im surprised they didnt beat him on the spot...well after he lost the woody
 


<< Well somebody I know got a boner in the showers with 10 other guys... >>



ROFLMAO at this and about 9/10 of all the other posts too..... HAHAHAHAHAHA

 
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