Most Embarrassing Thing You've Ever Done

[ddviper]

I want to hear the most embarrassing thing you've ever done. For that matter what have you always wanted to do, but haven't since it is so embarrassing.

Mine is answering the door for pizza in the nude. Got a free pizza and $20 from friends.

Share your stories

 

[MisterJackson]

I have no shame

 

[amish]

Originally posted by: ddviper
I want to hear the most embarrassing thing you've ever done. For that matter what have you always wanted to do, but haven't since it is so embarrassing.

Mine is answering the door for pizza in the nude. Got a free pizza and $20 from friends.

Share your stories

are you a guy or girl, and was the delivery person a guy or girl?

 

[ddviper]

Im a guy, and the pizza delivery person was a guy

 

[S Freud]

I was embarrased for this guy that answered the door nude when I was delivering pizzas, I mean how could he ever satisfy a women?

 

[ksaajasto]

I was eating pizza, and I flicked some and it accidently landed in my "extremely" good looking teachers shirt. .... yeah...

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: ksaajasto
I was eating pizza, and I flicked some and it accidently landed in my "extremely" good looking teachers shirt. .... yeah...

For V-day, I bought an ex gf a "toy" that could vibrate. Her mother found it, and not only did she find it, she approached me and told me I got a bad one; apparently their were better ones out there and I didnt look hard enough. :laugh:

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: ksaajasto
I was eating pizza, and I flicked some and it accidently landed in my "extremely" good looking teachers shirt. .... yeah...

For V-day, I bought an ex gf a "toy" that could vibrate. Her mother found it, and not only did she find it, she approached me and told me I got a bad one; apparently their were better ones out there and I didnt look hard enough. :laugh:

lol, thats awful. TMI!!

 

[amish]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: ksaajasto
I was eating pizza, and I flicked some and it accidently landed in my "extremely" good looking teachers shirt. .... yeah...

For V-day, I bought an ex gf a "toy" that could vibrate. Her mother found it, and not only did she find it, she approached me and told me I got a bad one; apparently their were better ones out there and I didnt look hard enough. :laugh:

you should have asked her to show you hers.
try to get that thought of your head

 

[SearchMaster]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: ksaajasto
I was eating pizza, and I flicked some and it accidently landed in my "extremely" good looking teachers shirt. .... yeah...

For V-day, I bought an ex gf a "toy" that could vibrate. Her mother found it, and not only did she find it, she approached me and told me I got a bad one; apparently their were better ones out there and I didnt look hard enough. :laugh:

Yep, Tickle Me Elmo Extreme is miles ahead of Tickle Me Elmo. Sorry man, you got taken.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: amish

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: ksaajasto
I was eating pizza, and I flicked some and it accidently landed in my "extremely" good looking teachers shirt. .... yeah...

For V-day, I bought an ex gf a "toy" that could vibrate. Her mother found it, and not only did she find it, she approached me and told me I got a bad one; apparently their were better ones out there and I didnt look hard enough. :laugh:

you should have asked her to show you hers.
try to get that thought of your head

Where is the middle finger emoticon?

 

[chrisms]

Was kind of nervous before my first day at work and followed the There's Something About Mary method, only to be walked in on by ex-girlfriend who woke up earlier than usual.

 

[amdhunter]

Delivered pizza to some naked dude who's friends gave him free pizza and $20 to let me PIITB...

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: amdhunter
Delivered pizza to some naked dude who's friends gave him free pizza and $20 to let me PIITB...

WINNER

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: amdhunter
Delivered pizza to some naked dude who's friends gave him free pizza and $20 to let me PIITB...

WINNER

Haha, QFT

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: chrisms
Was kind of nervous before my first day at work and followed the There's Something About Mary method, only to be walked in on by ex-girlfriend who woke up earlier than usual.

why would your gf(s) care about that? All of mine have known I do, all guys do it. Hell, most of them like to watch. Maybe I date some weird ones, but I thought that was normal.

 

[StormRider]

I've always wanted to show my penis to a woman.... that would be really embarrassing.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: StormRider
I've always wanted to show my penis to a woman.... that would be really embarrassing.

quote worthy, but I wont put it in my sig

 

[lokiju]

I can't think of anything really embarrassing but I remember one time my boss took our department out to dinner and I got some steak and shrimp, I was squeezing the shrimps tail to help it pop the meat out while I was eating it but the little bastard was extra slippery and popped out of my hand, flew across the table and hit my co-worker on his shirt.

That was just slightly embarrassing since I had just started there at the time, but we all laughed about it.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: lokiju
I can't think of anything really embarrassing but I remember one time my boss took our department out to dinner and I got some steak and shrimp, I was squeezing the shrimps tail to help it pop the meat out while I was eating it but the little bastard was extra slippery and popped out of my hand, flew across the table and hit my co-worker on his shirt.

That was just slightly embarrassing since I had just started there at the time, but we all laughed about it.

Thats more funny than embarrassing

 

[Gatecrasher3]

fat chick