<< If you really wanna have some fun with the clerk at a store try this.
If you're buying beer or cigarettes or something, also take a pack of diapers and some baby food up to the register. Only have enough money in your wallet for what you actually want to buy. When you don't have enough, ask her to take the diapers off. When you still don't have enough, ask her to take the baby food off. Pay for your beer, say thank you, and walk away enjoying the puzzled look on her face. >>
lol, this is just too funny!