I had to run to the asian market today to get some philippine phonecards for the wife.
While I was there, I got the extreme urge to take a leak, so I went to the front counter to ask if I could use their restroom (this place is really small, and totally ghetto)
The chick at the front counter was REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY hot...totaly boner-time.
Anyways, she points me in the direction to their only bathroom, I get there and have to wait cuz the door was locked.
After about 30 seconds the door opened and this really fat, and i mean REALLLLLY fat asian kid walks out.
I walk in and the smell nearly made me puke...it smelled like a week old decomposing carcass. Seriously, my eyes were watering.
There was no urinal, as it was a uni-sex restroom. I stepped to the throne, and there it was.....the biggest turd I've ever seen.
This thing was the size of a coffee can.
The toilet was still flushing, and this uber-turd had completely clogged the poop-shoot of the toilet.
Water was rapidly rising, so I decided I could wait until I got home to throw a leak.
I walked out of the restroom, took about two steps...the hot chick that works the place steps around the corner, gives me a little smile and a wave, passes by me and walked into the restroom.
I managed to have the courage to stay at the counter waiting to pay for my phone card and kracker nuts.....but the girl didn't seem very friendly when she came back out.
While I was there, I got the extreme urge to take a leak, so I went to the front counter to ask if I could use their restroom (this place is really small, and totally ghetto)
The chick at the front counter was REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY hot...totaly boner-time.
Anyways, she points me in the direction to their only bathroom, I get there and have to wait cuz the door was locked.
After about 30 seconds the door opened and this really fat, and i mean REALLLLLY fat asian kid walks out.
I walk in and the smell nearly made me puke...it smelled like a week old decomposing carcass. Seriously, my eyes were watering.
There was no urinal, as it was a uni-sex restroom. I stepped to the throne, and there it was.....the biggest turd I've ever seen.
This thing was the size of a coffee can.
The toilet was still flushing, and this uber-turd had completely clogged the poop-shoot of the toilet.
Water was rapidly rising, so I decided I could wait until I got home to throw a leak.
I walked out of the restroom, took about two steps...the hot chick that works the place steps around the corner, gives me a little smile and a wave, passes by me and walked into the restroom.
I managed to have the courage to stay at the counter waiting to pay for my phone card and kracker nuts.....but the girl didn't seem very friendly when she came back out.
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