most cyclists are gay?

[William Gaatjes]

http://blog.goathork.com/2005/11/this-just-in-pro-cyclists-are-gay.html

My friend (he's straight, even borderline homophobe) always keeps inviting me to go cycling. But my other friend says most cyclists are gay. Is this true?

Only if they removed the bicycle saddle prior to cycling and wear high heels...

 

[pyonir]

Well Fausto rides a bike...and wears ass-less chaps. So you be the judge. D::hmm:

 

[Newbian]

Why else do you think they wear those grape smuggling shorts?

 

[Newbian]

The only thing that is true is that your other friend is an idiot.

Now Harley riders...those guys are all homos.

Homos...no

But they are fags:

South park reference in case you missed that episode.

*Bleh you suck for beating me to that mb*

 

[Bulk Beef]

Someone is mad about our shapely thighs and buttocks giving him an erection.

One word.

Assless chaps.

 

[Fausto]

One word.

Assless chaps.

That's two words, Einstein.

 

[Fausto]

...and aren't all chaps inherently ass-less? :hmm:

 

[911paramedic]

One word.

Assless chaps.

lmao

 

[Fausto]

But seriously, cyclists are some of the least gay people you will ever meet. They tend to lean more toward the "macho asshole" side of the spectrum if anything.

 

[MiniDoom]

gay? yes. spandex, shaved legs, counting grams and calories, weighing yourself constantly. That's pretty gay, but it's so much fun that it makes up for the gayness.

 

[Ninjahedge]

i'm parked and watching from my Hummer H2

From, or in the middle of?

 

[AMCRambler]

The only thing that is true is that your other friend is an idiot.

Now Harley riders...those guys are all homos.

Just cuz you got prison raped for riding a Ducati doesn't mean they're gay, just means they're bi. Lol.

 

[AMDZen]

Homos...no

But they are fags:

South park reference in case you missed that episode.

*Bleh you suck for beating me to that mb*

Totally was gonna bust in here and say the same thing.

 

[Bulk Beef]

...and aren't all chaps inherently ass-less? :hmm:

I will defer to the expert...

 

[dawp]

They do like those banana seats.

banana seat