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Most bad a-- line in a movie ever!

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Ed: "You could choke a dozen donkeys on that!"
Tom: "What do you do when you're not buying stereos Nick, finance revolutions?"
Nick: "100 pounds is still 100 pounds"
Tom: Not when the price is 200. And especially not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your skyrocket. Now come on, lemme feel the fibre of your fabric."
 
"yippie kaiyay mutherfvcker"

😎

"Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moon light?"

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. "
 
Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand at post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
 
Bill Munny : I ain't like that no more. I ain't the same, Ned. Claudia, she straightened me up, cleared me of drinkin' whiskey and all. Just 'cause we're goin' on this killing, that don't mean I'm gonna go back to bein' the way I was. I just need the money, get a new start for them youngsters. Ned, you remember that drover I shot through the mouth and his teeth came out the back of his head? I think about him now and again. He didn't do anything to deserve to get shot, at least nothin' I could remember when I sobered up.
Ned Logan : You were crazy, Will.
Bill Munny : Yeah, no one liked me. Mountain boys all thought I was gonna shoot 'em out of pure meanness.
Ned Logan : Well, like I said, you ain't like that no more.
Bill Munny : That's right. I'm just a fella now. I ain't no different than anyone else no more.
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Bill Munny : You better bury Ned right; and don't go cuttin' up... nor otherwise harm no whores, or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons-a-bitches.
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Bill Munny : All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his damn house down.
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Clint rocks
 
"Hey old man, yeah you, you come back here, without your little cub scout army and I'll kick your Centrally Intelligent ass up one side the piazza and down the other!" - Hudson Hawk
 
Two good ones from Good Will Hunting (and yes, I know the second one is a freaking novel!)

Will : Do you like apples?
Clark : Yeah.
Will : Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?


Will:
Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.
 
He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way. And that's how you get Capone.
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- The Untouchables

I want this guy dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the ground! I want to go there in the middle of the night and piss on his ashes!
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- The Untouchables
 
I killed them all, the men, the women, the children..... I hate them. - Some movie like Star Warez or sumthin.
 
"Gonna make you sweat one way. . .and then the other!" - Black Belt Jones

He said that to a girl who was playing hard to get on the beach. Of course he later got her. 😉
 
Losers always whine about doing their best. A winner gets the job done, goes home, and fvcks the prom queen" - The Rock
 
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.


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Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fvck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fvcked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
 
This is my alltime favorite although i didn't get it from a movie, i got it from a PSone game.

Kill them all, let God sort them out!
 
We were soldiers:
Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: Oh, yes, and one more thing, dear Lord, about our enemies, ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little bastards straight to :evil:. Amen.

Srg. Maj. Plumly : Men, prepair to defend your selfs

Lt. Colonel Hal Moore : They attack us; no casualties. They retreat into the mountains and, naturally, we follow them. Smell like an ambush to you?
Sergeant Major Basil Plumley : If they're close enough to kill us we're close enough to kill them.

Sergeant Major Basil Plumley : Any one of you kittens call me grandpa, I'll kill ya.

Lt. Colonel Hal Moore : I will leave no one behind. Dead, or alive, we will all come home together.

Lt. Colonel Hal Moore : Nothing's wrong except there's nothing wrong!

Lt. Colonel Hal Moore : So what do you think of these new M-16's?
Sergeant Major Basil Plumley : Too much goddamn plastic in it.
Lt. Colonel Hal Moore : Not gonna use it, then?
Sergeant Major Basil Plumley : I'm afraid that when we get in there, there'll be plenty on the ground.
Lt. Colonel Hal Moore : Yeah.

Sergeant Ernie Savage : Beautiful morning, Sergeant!
Sergeant Major Basil Plumley : What are you a fvcking weatherman now?
[after Savage is rescued]
Sergeant Major Basil Plumley : That's a nice day, Sergeant Savage.

Army of Darkness Quotes:
"Good...Bad...Im the one with the gun"

"You've got something on your face"

" I've got news for you pal, you aint leading nothing but two things, Jack and sh!t and jack left town"

"Who wants some......eh!? EH!?.................you........"

"Hail to the king, baby."
 
Admiral ??: And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dogshit outta hong kong"

Maverick: That's classified.
Charlie: what?
Maverick: it's classified. I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

Charlie: Well if you were above him, how could you see him?
Maverick: Because I was inverted.
Iceman: *coughs*bullshit*cough*
 
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