Most awkward experience EVER

James Bond

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I drove over to Spokane for the weekend to attend a wedding and catch up with a bunch of guys from college. I ended up staying at one of their places on Friday night, which is at Medical Lake (15min from Spokane).

Saturday morning we all get up at about 10... everyone is EXTREMELY hung over and we decide to get bloody mary's ASAP. I smoke the last couple bowls of my pot and everyone jumps in my car and we head out [disclaimer: if you want to discuss whether that sounds safe or not please do it somewhere else]. Now, I've never been to medical lake, and I'm really stoned, so I'm sorta just cruising aimlessly.

We notice several large banners hanging all over the place, apparently due to that day being Founders Day (huge parade, etc). Now the guys in back aren't paying too much attention, so their direction abilities are half-assed at best. Although I'm really confused at this point, I see the bar a few blocks away and decide to take a fairly direct route which involves going around a lone barricade in the middle of an intersection.

After dodging a few children who are playing in the road (I'm thinking WTF?), I immediately realize what I have done....

I look out my window and see nothing but HUNDREDS of fucking people. Now, this parade hasn't begun yet, so it's just my car, cruising, with all these people staring. Some are cheering and think that the parade is beginning, others are baffled, and I see a few get the "Oh God, this guy accidentally got in didn't he" look.

Some people can really handle confrontation when high, others can't. Put simply, I was losing my fucking marbles. Picture the guy in the back of the cop car from Super Troopers, yeah.

I honestly don't know how long this went on for, but it was a good ten or fifteen blocks. My friends had their upper torso's out the moon roof by the end of the thing, waving their stupid faces off, but it was honestly the most random thing ever. I drove directly by several cops who did nothing, thank God, and eventually someone let us out by moving some barricades at the end of the parade.

Quite a morning.

CLIFFS:
-Wake up hungover on sat with friends and decide to go to bar
-Smoke some pot
-Difficulty finding bar
-Find self in center of a parade with hundreds of onlookers
-Thought I was a goner
 

James Bond

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Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Yet you don't want to discuss the safety aspect.

I'll discuss it, I just don't want the thread to shift into a battle on whether or not weed is safe. Open a new thread if you want to do that.
 

dougp

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Originally posted by: Tizyler
I drove over to Spokane for the weekend to attend a wedding and catch up with a bunch of guys from college. I ended up staying at one of their places on Friday night, which is at Medical Lake (15min from Spokane).

Saturday morning we all get up at about 10... everyone is EXTREMELY hung over and we decide to get bloody mary's ASAP. I smoke the last couple bowls of my pot and everyone jumps in my car and we head out [disclaimer: if you want to discuss whether that sounds safe or not please do it somewhere else]. Now, I've never been to medical lake, and I'm really stoned, so I'm sorta just cruising aimlessly.

We notice several large banners hanging all over the place, apparently due to that day being Founders Day (huge parade, etc). Now the guys in back aren't paying too much attention, so their direction abilities are half-assed at best. Although I'm really confused at this point, I see the bar a few blocks away and decide to take a fairly direct route which involves going around a lone barricade in the middle of an intersection.

After dodging a few children who are playing in the road (I'm thinking WTF?), I immediately realize what I have done....

I look out my window and see nothing but HUNDREDS of fucking people. Now, this parade hasn't begun yet, so it's just my car, cruising, with all these people staring. Some are cheering and think that the parade is beginning, others are baffled, and I see a few get the "Oh God, this guy accidentally got in didn't he" look.

Some people can really handle confrontation when high, others can't. Put simply, I was losing my fucking marbles. Picture the guy in the back of the cop car from Super Troopers, yeah.

I honestly don't know how long this went on for, but it was a good ten or fifteen blocks. My friends had their upper torso's out the moon roof by the end of the thing, waving their stupid faces off, but it was honestly the most random thing ever. I drove directly by several cops who did nothing, thank God, and eventually someone let us out by moving some barricades at the end of the parade.

Quite a morning.

CLIFFS:
-Wake up hungover on sat with friends and decide to go to bar
-Smoke some pot
-Difficulty finding bar
-Find self in center of a parade with hundreds of onlookers
-Thought I was a goner

And this is why you shouldn't smoke pot and drive.

/pulls out lawn chair and :beer:
 

waggy

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so you get high. drive and drive down a street in the center of a parade.

hmm yeah pot had nothing to do with it right?
 

olds

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Originally posted by: Tizyler
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Yet you don't want to discuss the safety aspect.

I'll discuss it, I just don't want the thread to shift into a battle on whether or not weed is safe. Open a new thread if you want to do that.

OK, I'll start.
You're an ignorant fucktard for driving impaired and putting other people at rick.
 

James Bond

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Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: Tizyler
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Yet you don't want to discuss the safety aspect.

I'll discuss it, I just don't want the thread to shift into a battle on whether or not weed is safe. Open a new thread if you want to do that.

LK, I'll srart.
You're an ignorant fucktard for driving impaired and putting other people at rick.

Oh God here we go.
 

olds

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Originally posted by: Tizyler
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: Tizyler
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Yet you don't want to discuss the safety aspect.

I'll discuss it, I just don't want the thread to shift into a battle on whether or not weed is safe. Open a new thread if you want to do that.

LK, I'll srart.
You're an ignorant fucktard for driving impaired and putting other people at rick.

Oh God here we go.

You thought people would sing your praises?
 

James Bond

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Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: Tizyler
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: Tizyler
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Yet you don't want to discuss the safety aspect.

I'll discuss it, I just don't want the thread to shift into a battle on whether or not weed is safe. Open a new thread if you want to do that.

LK, I'll srart.
You're an ignorant fucktard for driving impaired and putting other people at rick.

Oh God here we go.

You thought people would sing your praises?

Some. You didn't?

 

waggy

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Originally posted by: Tizyler
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: Tizyler
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Yet you don't want to discuss the safety aspect.

I'll discuss it, I just don't want the thread to shift into a battle on whether or not weed is safe. Open a new thread if you want to do that.

LK, I'll srart.
You're an ignorant fucktard for driving impaired and putting other people at rick.

Oh God here we go.


WTF did you expect? a cookie?

you got high. drove then drove into a parade. WTF?
 

Ronstang

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And people say marijuana doesn't impair you while driving. I think you just proved that to be totally false....or you are just a clueless fool normally. Barricades are ALWAYS there for some reason.
 

coinz

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ahahaha thats fuckin hilarious..wtf do u expect guy half the ppl on this board will flame you for this
 

Evadman

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This is why I think the mods should ban people for being stupid.
 

olds

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Originally posted by: Ronstang
And people say marijuana doesn't impair you while driving. I think you just proved that to be totally false....or you are just a clueless fool normally. Barricades are ALWAYS there for some reason.
He also may have been drunk from the night before.

 

Pacfanweb

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Originally posted by: Tizyler
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Yet you don't want to discuss the safety aspect.

I'll discuss it, I just don't want the thread to shift into a battle on whether or not weed is safe. Open a new thread if you want to do that.
Yet you just started a thread that basically said "I'm such a dumbass, I got stoned and decided to go drive around aimlessly, and I'm also such a loser pothead that I didn't even realize that I was in the middle of a parade"

And you expect nobody to comment on whether it's safe or not? If you can't draw the conclusion that it's not safe to drive while impaired, AND that smoking pot makes you impaired, then you're simply an idiot.
 

James Bond

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Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: Ronstang
And people say marijuana doesn't impair you while driving. I think you just proved that to be totally false....or you are just a clueless fool normally. Barricades are ALWAYS there for some reason.
He also may have been drunk from the night before.

I think I was
 

James Bond

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Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
Originally posted by: Tizyler
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Yet you don't want to discuss the safety aspect.

I'll discuss it, I just don't want the thread to shift into a battle on whether or not weed is safe. Open a new thread if you want to do that.
Yet you just started a thread that basically said "I'm such a dumbass, I got stoned and decided to go drive around aimlessly, and I'm also such a loser pothead that I didn't even realize that I was in the middle of a parade"

And you expect nobody to comment on whether it's safe or not? If you can't draw the conclusion that it's not safe to drive while impaired, AND that smoking pot makes you impaired, then you're simply an idiot.

Where did I say that it isn't safe? I agree with you, happy?

I probably would not have gotten lost in a parade if I was sober.

We were laughing about it the whole weekend, great experience.
 

olds

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Originally posted by: Evadman
This is why I think the mods should ban people for being stupid.

I came close. I vacationed goosemaster 56 times for being dense.
 

RapidSnail

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Originally posted by: Tizyler
Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
Originally posted by: Tizyler
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Yet you don't want to discuss the safety aspect.

I'll discuss it, I just don't want the thread to shift into a battle on whether or not weed is safe. Open a new thread if you want to do that.
Yet you just started a thread that basically said "I'm such a dumbass, I got stoned and decided to go drive around aimlessly, and I'm also such a loser pothead that I didn't even realize that I was in the middle of a parade"

And you expect nobody to comment on whether it's safe or not? If you can't draw the conclusion that it's not safe to drive while impaired, AND that smoking pot makes you impaired, then you're simply an idiot.

Where did I say that it isn't safe? I agree with you, happy?

I probably would not have gotten lost in a parade if I was sober.

We were laughing about it the whole weekend, great experience.

At this:

After dodging a few children who are playing in the road (I'm thinking WTF?), I immediately realize what I have done....

Some people can really handle confrontation when high, others can't. Put simply, I was losing my fucking marbles.

:confused:
 

James Bond

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Originally posted by: RapidSnail
Originally posted by: Tizyler
Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
Originally posted by: Tizyler
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Yet you don't want to discuss the safety aspect.

I'll discuss it, I just don't want the thread to shift into a battle on whether or not weed is safe. Open a new thread if you want to do that.
Yet you just started a thread that basically said "I'm such a dumbass, I got stoned and decided to go drive around aimlessly, and I'm also such a loser pothead that I didn't even realize that I was in the middle of a parade"

And you expect nobody to comment on whether it's safe or not? If you can't draw the conclusion that it's not safe to drive while impaired, AND that smoking pot makes you impaired, then you're simply an idiot.

Where did I say that it isn't safe? I agree with you, happy?

I probably would not have gotten lost in a parade if I was sober.

We were laughing about it the whole weekend, great experience.

At this:

After dodging a few children who are playing in the road (I'm thinking WTF?), I immediately realize what I have done....

Some people can really handle confrontation when high, others can't. Put simply, I was losing my fucking marbles.

:confused:

It's not like I'm whipping around them like they are orange cones man, I was going about 1MPH while people were crossing streets irregularly.