Mormon Missionaries at your door.

[Penth]

Just wondering how many people have ever had Mormon missionaries at their door. How long were they there, did you let them in? What did they say. Any other missionaries-at-the-door stories are fine too, but don't vote yes for these.

 

[Tylanner]

no but i see them everywhere

 

[nboy22]

Personally hate them. If I want your religion, I'll come to you.

 

[MustISO]

A few weeks ago I got two crazy religious nuts on my door step. I told them no thanks and closed the door.

 

[Falloutboy]

mormon missionaries will do work for you if you listen to them

I had them wax my car once while i "listend"

 

[vtqanh]

Originally posted by: Falloutboy
mormon missionaries will do work for you if you listen to them

I had them wax my car once while i "listend"

other than car washing, what will they do?

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: Falloutboy
mormon missionaries will do work for you if you listen to them

I had them wax my car once while i "listend"

better start praying u don't go to h e double hockey sticks. ha ha lame but that was kinda mean what u did. u shouldn't take advantage of others like that

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: nboy22
Personally hate them. If I want your religion, I'll come to you.

would you chop off their heads?

 

[Sluggo]

I do my best Montgomery Burns imitation and yell "Release the hounds."

 

[HamburgerBoy]

A couple times. I just say "I'm not interested."

 

[miniMUNCH]

One of my friends spent about 3 hours talking to a mormon missionary. She was very cute (I didn't think the girls went door to door) and they ended up dating for awhile.

 

[Philippine Mango]

I guess I could have them wax my car and after they are done, I'll "accept the book of mormon" and then say goodbye, use the book for firewood and then I just got two things from them!

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by: quasarsky

Originally posted by: Falloutboy
mormon missionaries will do work for you if you listen to them

I had them wax my car once while i "listend"

better start praying u don't go to h e double hockey sticks. ha ha lame but that was kinda mean what u did. u shouldn't take advantage of others like that

Mormons don't believe in hell.

I just tell them I'm not interested and shut the door.

 

[GroundZero]

i kick all religious nut-bags in the sack and sick the dogs on their retarded asses

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: miniMUNCH
One of my friends spent about 3 hours talking to a mormon missionary. She was very cute (I didn't think the girls went door to door) and they ended up dating for awhile.

did he do her... Mormon Missionary style?

Booooooooo Hissssssssssssss

we don't get those around here. plenty of Jehovah's Witness folks though, and other Christian types.

 

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[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: miniMUNCH
One of my friends spent about 3 hours talking to a mormon missionary. She was very cute (I didn't think the girls went door to door) and they ended up dating for awhile.

did he do her... Mormon Missionary style?

Booooooooo Hissssssssssssss

we don't get those around here. plenty of Jehovah's Witness folks though, and other Christian types.

ba-da-boom

don't forget to tip your waitresses.

 

[SagaLore]

Not Mormon, but did have some Jehovah Witnesses come to my door. I let them in and let them talk to me briefly. I think they were a little scared that I actually let them in...

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
Not Mormon, but did have some Jehovah Witnesses come to my door. I let them in and let them talk to me briefly. I think they were a little scared that I actually let them in...

did you feed them tea and strumpets?

 

[Mrvile]

I've had all kinds of missionaries at my door (like two caucasian women promoting Chinese christianity with a Chinese bible...weird).

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SagaLore
Not Mormon, but did have some Jehovah Witnesses come to my door. I let them in and let them talk to me briefly. I think they were a little scared that I actually let them in...

did you feed them tea and strumpets?

Did you lock the door behind them with the deadbolt and remove the key?

 

[Penth]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SagaLore
Not Mormon, but did have some Jehovah Witnesses come to my door. I let them in and let them talk to me briefly. I think they were a little scared that I actually let them in...

did you feed them tea and strumpets?

Did you lock the door behind them with the deadbolt and remove the key?

That's always a good idea, because they might come back and try to break in.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Penth

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SagaLore
Not Mormon, but did have some Jehovah Witnesses come to my door. I let them in and let them talk to me briefly. I think they were a little scared that I actually let them in...

did you feed them tea and strumpets?

Did you lock the door behind them with the deadbolt and remove the key?

That's always a good idea, because they might come back and try to break in.

Nah these were nice guys. I could tell they were do their "evangelical" work because they had to, not because they wanted to. I knew a guy in college that was a JW, he was a nice guy - I have some friends now that are also JW. They have a different view on holidays and scripture but I still consider them as part of the big christian family. Mormons on the other hand, although I like the idea of multiple wives :evil:, I don't like the extra biblical revelation they use...

 

[hytek369]

reminds me of orgazmo

 

[mjh]

Yeah, when I used to live up near Sacramento, they came by the house quite often.