More reasons guys are cooler than girls- URINAL GAMES!

[Fritzo]

How cool is this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wQ4GexzPRtE

I wanna play pee-skiing!

 

[waggy]

I want one for my house!

 

[sixone]

You guys get all the fun toys.

 

[rsutoratosu]

Hahahahahahha

 

[Ruptga]

This seems like a stupid idea, but then again I'm sober at the moment. Though I do have to wonder how the machine senses where the stream is directed. :hmm:

 

[mtbiker99]

They are installing these at a local minor league baseball stadium:


http://www.mcall.com/sports/mc-iron-pigs-urinal-video-games-20130326,0,5157880.story

http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/spo...a-cola_park_to_host_video_g.html#incart_river

 

[phucheneh]

Soooo...a urinal that entices you to wag your dick back and forth and piss on the wall.

While someone standing next to you does the same thing.

Why not save some money and just not put ANY fixtures in the bathroom? Everyone just enters in pairs, stands face-to-face, and urinates on each other.

 

[swanysto]

This would be sweet except for the fact that I have a small bladder, so it would probably take me a while to get through the course.

 

[Red Storm]

If I were designing such a thing it would promote being as accurate as possible, not waving your dick around and peeing everywhere. Think of the old water gun carnival games.

 

[SagaLore]

You guys get all the fun toys.

I disagree, yours run on batteries, way cooler.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Soooo...a urinal that entices you to wag your dick back and forth and piss on the wall.

While someone standing next to you does the same thing.

Why not save some money and just not put ANY fixtures in the bathroom? Everyone just enters in pairs, stands face-to-face, and urinates on each other.

i see you've been to the old boston garden, foxborough stadium and fenway park.

 

[mtbiker99]

If I were designing such a thing it would promote being as accurate as possible, not waving your dick around and peeing everywhere. Think of the old water gun carnival games.

Urinal Fly...

http://nowiknow.com/a-fly-on-the-urinal/

 

[NFS4]

 

[SunnyD]

Ahh the good old odds-evens rule. ^_^

 

[Exterous]

Someone deserves to get stabbed

 

[NFS4]

Someone deserves to get stabbed

I showed this to a wife a few years back and she didn't get it. Women just don't understand :biggrin:

 

[wirednuts]

im sorry but there is going to be a whole lot of piss on the floor. way more then usual.

 

[SagaLore]

I showed this to a wife a few years back and she didn't get it. Women just don't understand :biggrin:

Of course they don't. Since middle school girls go into the restroom in pairs and continue their conversation while peeing in sync.

 

[mtbiker99]

 

[Newbian]

When in doubt play the urinal game:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/urinal

 

[Paladin3]

Is there a multiplayer mode, and can you cheat with a squirt gun?

Is flushing early considered a rage quit?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Soooo...a urinal that entices you to wag your dick back and forth and piss on the wall.

While someone standing next to you does the same thing.

Why not save some money and just not put ANY fixtures in the bathroom? Everyone just enters in pairs, stands face-to-face, and urinates on each other.

:thumbsup: It's the ultimate in guy on guy fun!

 

[JulesMaximus]

a 4
b 4
c 4
d 2
e 4

 

[phucheneh]

Of course they don't. Since middle school girls go into the restroom in pairs and continue their conversation while peeing in sync.

I 'get' the urinal thing, but it's still stupid. Unless you're talking about those rows of shitty tiny urinals with no dividers. And people have been drinking.

Then yeah, I'm gonna try not to get fuckin' pissed on. But the vast majority of places have the larger, more modern urinals with dividers on the sides. Like, OMG, some dude could still look over and see my wiener. But as long as there's not piss on my leg, I really could care less.

Also I'll totally talk on the shitter. I think I picked that up in BCT, where hitting the can after a meal was precious free time, so we would all generally use it to shoot the shit (...so to speak).

For real lulz, if I happen to go to take a leak at the same time as a buddy (not the girly 'come with me to the pisser' thing; just coincidence)...I like to have a good graphic conversation in a public restroom. Nothing like throwing around terms like 'twink,' 'bear,' and 'power bottom' while you and a buddy have bookended a stranger at the urinal bank. If you're gonna urinal troll, you gotta do it good.

('bookend' is not a gay sex euphemism, btw)

edit: P.S. yeah I know I'm ripping off Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

NSFW- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiIoinCRQVA

 

[Newbian]

Do they allow tag teams?

When one guy runs dry they tag in the next person who is ready to take over.