More proof that exercise is unhealthy

[zoiks]

Originally posted by: FDF12389

Originally posted by: destrekor
YOU DON'T SWIM AT 7AM!!!!

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Yep.

My friend on the kayak got attacked by the shark at around noon. But then you never know.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Another link

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: zoiks

Originally posted by: FDF12389

Originally posted by: destrekor
YOU DON'T SWIM AT 7AM!!!!

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Yep.

My friend on the kayak got attacked by the shark at around noon. But then you never know.

well there is no guarantee that a shark isn't going to be hungry at other times of the day. 😉 If they didn't get a meal in the morning, they might still be hungry. Or it felt threatened and was provoked.

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[MartyMcFly3]

"Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water"

"This time it's personal"

 

[TehMac]

Dude, this is where I live. It's pretty spooky actually, I know a lot of surfers, but I don't (ironically) surf myself.

 

[imported_Lothar]

You have a higher chance of winning the DC lottery than dying from a shark attack.

 

[PHiuR]

Originally posted by: Lothar
You have a higher chance of winning the DC lottery than dying from a shark attack.

4 attacks in one year...

Out of 6.5 Billion people, COME ON...more people die watching last call with Carson Daly than this.

 

[ranmaniac]

In the words of George Carlin:

"Take a fucking chance! Put a little fun in your life! ... most Americans are soft and frightened and unimaginative and they don't realize there's such a thing as dangerous fun, and they certainly don't recognize a good show when they see one."

"...You need A little danger in your life. Take a fucking chance, will ya? What are you gonna do, play with your prick for another 30 years? What, are you gonna read People magazine and eat at Wendy's till the end of time? Take a fucking chance....."

 

[MegaVovaN]

Originally posted by: PHiuR

Originally posted by: Lothar
You have a higher chance of winning the DC lottery than dying from a shark attack.

4 attacks in one year...

Out of 6.5 Billion people, COME ON...more people die watching last call with Carson Daly than this.

4 REPORTED, probably just in the US.

so 4/ 300m

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: ranmaniac
In the words of George Carlin:

"Take a fucking chance! Put a little fun in your life! ... most Americans are soft and frightened and unimaginative and they don't realize there's such a thing as dangerous fun, and they certainly don't recognize a good show when they see one."

"...You need A little danger in your life. Take a fucking chance, will ya? What are you gonna do, play with your prick for another 30 years? What, are you gonna read People magazine and eat at Wendy's till the end of time? Take a fucking chance....."

:thumbsup: I agree with George Carlin 100%. Bunch of fucking pussies we're raising these days.

 

[crisscross]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

There are these things called shark attacks, but there is no such thing as a shark attack. I have never seen a real shark attack.

I know you're making a weird face as you're reading this. OK people, a shark attack is not what we see on TV and what people portray it as.

We're humans. We live on land.

Sharks live in water.

So if you're swimming in the water and a shark bites you, that's called trespassing. That is called trespassing. That is not a shark attack.

A shark attack is if you're chilling at home, sitting on your couch, and a shark comes in and bites you; now that's a shark attack. Now, if you're chilling in the water, that is called invasion of space. So I have never heard of a shark attack.

When I see on the news where it's like, "There have been 10 shark attacks," I'm like, "Hey, for real?! They're just running around? Sharks are walking now, huh! We live on the land, we don't live underwater."

:thumbsup:

 

[everman]

I go to that beach every summer, and I'll continue doing that. The drive over there is more dangerous than swimming.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: crisscross

Originally posted by: ElFenix

There are these things called shark attacks, but there is no such thing as a shark attack. I have never seen a real shark attack.

I know you're making a weird face as you're reading this. OK people, a shark attack is not what we see on TV and what people portray it as.

We're humans. We live on land.

Sharks live in water.

So if you're swimming in the water and a shark bites you, that's called trespassing. That is called trespassing. That is not a shark attack.

A shark attack is if you're chilling at home, sitting on your couch, and a shark comes in and bites you; now that's a shark attack. Now, if you're chilling in the water, that is called invasion of space. So I have never heard of a shark attack.

When I see on the news where it's like, "There have been 10 shark attacks," I'm like, "Hey, for real?! They're just running around? Sharks are walking now, huh! We live on the land, we don't live underwater."

:thumbsup:

so fucking true. And ask any one who has survived a shark attack. If they lived by water or weren't some dumbass, you'll hear the person say they respect the water and sharks. Most people surrounded by water a lot, like long distance swimmers and surfers, all know the danger, and respect the ocean. It's only at the edge of our backyard. It ain't our water.

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