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More hilarity from religious fundamentalists

mice dna is more similar to humans than human dna, so would evolutionists then argue that humans evolved from mice? probably....
 
LOL...DNA is ACID...we'd all dissolve! LOL...omg, Im not trying to hate or anything, but people that FULLY believe in the Bible and everything it says are complete morons. Period.
 
I learned something today:
Poe's law
Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing.
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AndroidVageta said:
LOL...DNA is ACID...we'd all dissolve!
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That was probably posted by someone young.

When I was really really young, I thought acids were magical. I thought you could melt ice by pouring acid on it 😀


Poe's law
Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing.
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I gave a bunch of pro-religious replies to Edward Current's videos. I'm starting to wonder if anyone takes that guy serious.
 
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Gibsons said:
I learned something today: (Poe's Law)
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Yeah, well the real thing is so incredibly ridiculous that it's difficult to parody.

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Woe to you, oh Earth...

The people here that judge a few uneducated and ignorant morons and extend those judgments upon billions of people...
 
that certainly rivals the Kirk Cameron banana video.

that one guy (not beardo & hatty) sort of looks like Kevin Spacey.
 
😀

I almost reposted this but decided to search first.

First time I've seen it and I think it deserves a bump.
 
Everyone starts life out in a body with corrupt DNA that causes deception in our thoughts. Only a few people were chosen by God to get our DNA changed later on in life. He started changing my DNA in 1984 and finished changing them on June 14, 2008. This took many commands to confess and repent of my sins and other things he wanted me to do. The whole object of this was to get my body in total obedience to his thoughts and power of light energy, which is who God is.
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Cerpin Taxt said:
These quotes, along with the links to the posts in which the quotes appeared, can be found aplenty at http://www.fstdt.net

EDIT: The site has changed quite significantly since I visited it last. I'm finding it difficult to navigate, but in principle all the quotes in the video should be there.

EDIT2: Seems they took a few minor creative liberties with the last bit:
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=18787
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here's a good one:

5 year old boy blatantly not gay, not nearly good enough though
Hi all.
Our 5 year old son told us that he wants to buy flowers for a girl at school during valentines' day, and she likes him. We were shocked to say the least, and we never expected this. We didn't show our shock to him because we are trying to encourage him to speak to us about anything bothering him, in case he encouters some problems at school like bullying. But we don't know how to manage this. We are glad he told us, which gives us an idea of what's happening in his mind, but how do we manage this biblically? Firstly, does he break Matthew 5:28, or is it just an innocent children's stage? Secondly, will this crushes end on their own at some stage, or is it a gateway to fornication?

I just realised just how difficult it is trying to raise children for God.
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The Boston Dangler said:
here's a good one:

5 year old boy blatantly not gay, not nearly good enough though
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First it's candy, then it's flowers, then it's hand-holding, then it's a kiss on the cheek, and that leads to open-mouth kissing... soon, they're gonna start spooning, and then they're going to start putting their mouths on other parts of the body. And then, oh sweet heavenly jesus, they're going to do the dirty.

Wait...
:hmm:
 
destrekor said:
First it's candy, then it's flowers, then it's hand-holding, then it's a kiss on the cheek, and that leads to open-mouth kissing... soon, they're gonna start spooning, and then they're going to start putting their mouths on other parts of the body. And then, oh sweet heavenly jesus, they're going to do the dirty.

Wait...
:hmm:
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which makes me wonder wtf kind of marriage the author has. much worse than vulcans, no doubt.

here's one from the conspiracy section:
I feel that the show "Jeopardy" is a conspiracy. I consider myself to be semi intelligent and at least somewhat competant [nice touch misspelling competent]in a broad range of knowledge. But when it comes to Jeopardy I just can not see how people can know some of the answers that they know and over such a broad range of topics.

I beleive Jeopardy is a psycholigcal operation to make the United States look superior.

People normally have specialized knowledge, not a mastery in such a broad range of topics.

Discuss,
(Yes i am serious)
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i suspect this is the work of an anandtech poster:
I believe there are actually two, identical moons that rotate the earth, one exactly opposite the other. The Moon actually orbits at half the speed we think it is and is closer than we believe. That is why we get TWO TIDES per day and not just the one we would get if there were just one moon.

http://blogs.nationalgeographic.com/...two-moons.html

There is actually one real moon (that the astronauts landed on) and a fake spaceship moon, positioned at exactly the opposite side of the earth. That is why we never see two moons at once.

http://www.google.co.uk/search?clien...L5CJhQfj84DICg
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Our sun contains over 99% of the mass contained in the entire universe. That to me is incredible. Why our sun? Why not some other star? Our sun can hold over one million of our Earths. How is it that our star, while being so big, releases EXACTLY the right amount of energy to sustain life on our planet? Over 380 billion trillion kilowatts, the equivalent to 100 billion tons of TNT exploding each second.

Coincidence? Come on. Not even the most close-minded scientist can genuinely buy into that argument. It's there for a reason, and it's presence isn't random.
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http://www.christianforums.com/t66384/
 
The Boston Dangler said:
which makes me wonder wtf kind of marriage the author has. much worse than vulcans, no doubt.

here's one from the conspiracy section:


i suspect this is the work of an anandtech poster:
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LOL. Maybe if he spent less time reading fictional books like the bible, and spent more time reading important books, stuff that actually matters, he might get more of the questions right.
 
This video is 2 years old. On a forum where bashing religion is the it-thing, I'm gonna guess this is like the 10,000,000th repost.
 
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