Gore on Taxes: The wealthiest 1% are bad people. The only way that Washington can rehabilitate them is to take away their $$$. Once they are relieved of their filthy lucre they will then qualify for the $75 per year middle-class tax cut.
Gore on Social Security: "Well Jim you know its just too dang important to fix. However, I have been very moved by Mr. Bush's proposal to let allow people the option to invest a portion of the funds that they pay into the SS system ... so I now propose (boldly) a new program to fix SS ... I now favor doing absolutely nothing at all."
Gore on Energy: Replace autos with electric mopeds ... that will cause the price of petroleum to crash and will teach the wealthiest 1% a lesson. They're the ones at fault for gas prices since they have been hoarding gas and heating oil in their swimming pools.
... this could go on forever but I think that hear a criminal ... errr one of the wealthiest 1% breaking in the house ... got to load up the ALGORE 1000 pump action paint ball gun right quick .. damn can't get the trigger lock off ... I'm toast!
Gore on Social Security: "Well Jim you know its just too dang important to fix. However, I have been very moved by Mr. Bush's proposal to let allow people the option to invest a portion of the funds that they pay into the SS system ... so I now propose (boldly) a new program to fix SS ... I now favor doing absolutely nothing at all."
Gore on Energy: Replace autos with electric mopeds ... that will cause the price of petroleum to crash and will teach the wealthiest 1% a lesson. They're the ones at fault for gas prices since they have been hoarding gas and heating oil in their swimming pools.
... this could go on forever but I think that hear a criminal ... errr one of the wealthiest 1% breaking in the house ... got to load up the ALGORE 1000 pump action paint ball gun right quick .. damn can't get the trigger lock off ... I'm toast!