More "Funnies"

[guyver01]

40 more posts till golden.. maybe today??

Commitment

Mary and Jill met at a local coffee shop and were having a heart-to-heart
chat about relationships.

Jill said, "I can't understand why men are so afraid of commitment!"

Mary stated in agreement, "Tell me about it! I dated one guy for a year
and a half, and I finally had to give him an ultimatum."

"What did you say?" asked Jill.

"I just told him, 'Look, either you tell me your last name, or it's
over!'" replied Mary.




Scales

Two youngsters were closely examining bathroom scales on display at the
department store.

"Have you ever seen one of these before?" one asked.

"Yeah, my mom and dad have one," the other replied.

"What's it for?" asked the first boy.

"I don't know," the second boy answered. "I think you stand on it and it
makes you mad."

 

[ArkAoss]

ok ok, uhh another funny.

Umm heres a few:
I used to be a boxer, called Kit candle, One blow and I was out.
I used to be a boxer, I boxed oranges in florida.
I used to be a boxer, my first fight I swung, and missed, but he caught pnemonia from the breeze.

 

[Tauren]

There are two theories to arguing with women... neither of them work.