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First off, remember that a car's stereo system is not designed to play music. It is designed to attract people's attention so they can see how cool your car is...
1. Play "Brass Monkey" by the Beastie Boys on a continuous loop. One of the guys at my old high school does this, and is by far the most popular employee at the 7-11 on Highway K.
2. If you are uncertain of what to buy, just look for something with black people on the cover. Search for key words like "Hip", "Gangsta" and random letters like "D" or "G" (Note: You can never go wrong with the Villain Thieves).
Yep, we got a whole lot of those dick heads around here. :|
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