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geno

Lifer
Dec 26, 1999
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Thank god it's not real - or else I'd have to start questioning the sanity of the human race ;)
 

urbantechie

Banned
Jun 28, 2000
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<< Perfect for &quot;impressing the ladies&quot;, this stylin' Honda Civic sports one kickass spoiler and a tailpipe large enough to fit six illegal immigrants in. >>




ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
 

Ornery

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Hey thanks. I particularly liked step 4:

Buy an awesome stereo system
  • First off, remember that a car's stereo system is not designed to play music. It is designed to attract people's attention so they can see how cool your car is...
    • 1. Play &quot;Brass Monkey&quot; by the Beastie Boys on a continuous loop. One of the guys at my old high school does this, and is by far the most popular employee at the 7-11 on Highway K.
      2. If you are uncertain of what to buy, just look for something with black people on the cover. Search for key words like &quot;Hip&quot;, &quot;Gangsta&quot; and random letters like &quot;D&quot; or &quot;G&quot; (Note: You can never go wrong with the Villain Thieves).
Yep, we got a whole lot of those dick heads around here. :|
 

geno

Lifer
Dec 26, 1999
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<< It is designed to attract people's attention so they can see how cool your car is... >>


Designed? Nah, that's just a side effect of nice bumpin beat ;)