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more dumb jokes to make you laugh

Iron Woode

Iron Woode

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stu.

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

Full.

What do you call a dog with 4" legs and 6" steel balls?

Sparky.

What did the girl mushroom say to the boy mushroom?

Gee, you're a fungi.

:laugh:
 
The prostitute one was solid. The rest... meh.

I give 6.4/10 (6.7 from the East German judge) just because of that one. It redeemed the rest.
 
I love dumb jokes
I found these online just now:

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a-salted.

A jumper cable walks into a bar.
The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says,
"A beer please, and one for the road."

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."
 
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