More Blonde moments.. (Yup, Brutuskend again)

Brutuskend

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Apr 2, 2001
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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?"

The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."

"I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."

The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says.

A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?"

"No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"
 

Jhill

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Oct 28, 2001
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So i'm taking it her sister had the same dad but a different mom? What a coincidence both of them died on the same day.
 

AreaCode707

Lifer
Sep 21, 2001
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Originally posted by: Jhill
So i'm taking it her sister had the same dad but a different mom? What a coincidence both of them died on the same day.

Are you blonde?
 

Ryan

Lifer
Oct 31, 2000
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Originally posted by: Ronstang
Is this the dumbass roundup?

But how can an ass be dumb?!?! AFAIK, you can't record the intelligence of a donkey
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;)
 

Turin39789

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Nov 21, 2000
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seriously though, the way the joke is worded, the blonde isnt wrong, it could be her sister by a different mother. You should have said her twin called
 

Zenmervolt

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Oct 22, 2000
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Originally posted by: Turin39789
seriously though, the way the joke is worded, the blonde isnt wrong, it could be her sister by a different mother. You should have said her twin called
This is what is known as "over-thinking".

ZV