link to script
lyrics if anybody wants to sing along too:
LAUNCELOT: Look, my liege!
ARTHUR: Camelot!
GALAHAD: Camelot!
LAUNCELOT: Camelot!
PATSY: It's only a model.
ARTHUR: Shhh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride...
to Camelot.
[singing]
We're knights of the round table
We dance when e'er we're able
We do routines and parlour scenes
With footwork impecce-Able.
We dine well here in Camelot - We eat ham and jam and spam a lot [dancing]
We're knights of the Round Table
Our shows are for-mid-able
Oh many times we're given rhymes - That are quite unsing-able
We not so fat in Camelot - We sing from the diaphragm a lot
[tap-dancing]
Oh we're tough and able
Quite indefatigable
Between our quests we [something] And impersonate Clark Gable
It's a bit too loud in Camelot
I have to push the pram a lot.
ARTHUR: Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot - 'tis a silly place.
Right.