Monty Python: Holy Grail - funny? or WTF

[BooGiMaN]

i fart in your general direction.....

 

[fatbaby]

King Arthur music]
[music stops]
BLACK KNIGHT:
Aaaagh!
[King Arthur music]
[music stops]
BLACK KNIGHT:
Aaagh!
GREEN KNIGHT:
Ooh!
[King Arthur music]
[music stops]
[stab]
BLACK KNIGHT:
Aagh!
GREEN KNIGHT:
Oh!
[King Arthur music]
Ooh! Uuh.
[music stops]
BLACK KNIGHT:
Aaaagh!
[clang]
BLACK KNIGHT and GREEN KNIGHT:
Agh!, oh!, etc.
GREEN KNIGHT:
Aaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah!
[woosh]
[BLACK KNIGHT kills GREEN KNIGHT]
[thud]
[scrape]
BLACK KNIGHT:
Umm!
[clop clop clop]
ARTHUR:
You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
[pause]
I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
[pause]
I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot.
[pause]
You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
[pause]
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT:
None shall pass.
ARTHUR:
What?
BLACK KNIGHT:
None shall pass.
ARTHUR:
I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Then you shall die.
ARTHUR:
I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT:
I move for no man.
ARTHUR:
So be it!
ARTHUR and BLACK KNIGHT:
Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]
ARTHUR:
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT:
'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR:
A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT:
No, it isn't.
ARTHUR:
Well, what's that, then?
BLACK KNIGHT:
I've had worse.
ARTHUR:
You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Come on, you pansy!
[clang]
Huyah!
[clang]
Hiyaah!
[clang]
Aaaaaaaah!
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]
ARTHUR:
Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
BLACK KNIGHT:
Hah!
[kick]
Come on, then.
ARTHUR:
What?
BLACK KNIGHT:
Have at you!
[kick]
ARTHUR:
Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR:
Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Yes, I have.
ARTHUR:
Look!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Just a flesh wound.
[kick]
ARTHUR:
Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Chicken!
[kick]
Chickennn!
ARTHUR:
Look, I'll have your leg.
[kick]
Right!
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT:
Right. I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR:
You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT:
Come here!
ARTHUR:
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT:
I'm invincible!
ARTHUR:
You're a looney.
BLACK KNIGHT:
The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's last leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
ARTHUR:
Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

 

[Spacehead]

Definately one of the funniest movies of all time. So is "Life of Brian" as far as i'm concerned.

 

[Falloutboy]

defenatly a hilarious movie. if its not funny have a few beers then watch tends to enahance the movie.

 

[Alistar7]

HELL YEAH! Funniest movie evAR!
75 (votes) 72.12%

 

[cliftonite]

never seen it

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Originally posted by: cliftonite
never seen it

See it. Its worth it

 

[EvilYoda]

lol, scary how many people here really liked it...but yeah, it was fvcking hilarious. 2 disc DVD!! Meaning of Life 2 disc DVD!!!

 

[boggsie]

Originally posted by: pulse8
"YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time."

What a strange person!

Hello, is there anyone else there we can speak with?

 

[freakflag]

Couldn't we have just a little peril?

 

[ChurchOfSubgenius]

Here is my work "mail" message

BTW, people hear it at my desk all the time and have no idea WTH it is....I need a new job.

 

[TekChik]

Originally posted by: Kev
it is the funniest movie of all time. i've watched it more than 40 times and i still notice new jokes every time i watch it, it's just so loaded with jokes that it's almost unbelievable.

if you don't think this movie is funny, you honestly have no place in human society.

Exactly my thoughts...except it might be 50 or 60 times...doesn't really matter.

"Let me go back and FACE the Peril."
"NO! It's too perilous."
"I bet you're gay."
"No, I'm NOT!!"

 

[TekChik]

Oh yeah...and if anyone's interested in a copy of the film script, I have it as a Word doc. Just PM me and I'll email it to ya.

 

[AlmostFunny]

I'm Bornstar18 and I thought it was funny but not the funniest movie ever

 

[TheVrolok]

I think it's a fantastic movie. Halarious. I think you need a solid sense of humor to fully appreciate it.

 

[TekChik]

Also, if anyone wants to go see the French Castle, here's an article about it, coincidentally in today's USA Today.

 

[SagaLore]

It was very funny until the very end, where the cops arrest them and they never get the grail. Now THAT was stupid.