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ask away😀

ARTHUR:
I am your king!
WOMAN:
Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR:
You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN:
Well, how did you become King, then?
ARTHUR:
The Lady of the Lake,...
[angels sing]
...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.
[singing stops]
That is why I am your king!
DENNIS:
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR:
Be quiet!
DENNIS:
Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR:
Shut up!
DENNIS:
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR:
Shut up, will you? Shut up!
DENNIS:
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR:
Shut up!
DENNIS:
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR:
Bloody peasant!
DENNIS:
Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?
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Help, I am being repressed (XVID)



ARTHUR:
Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR:
Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Yes, I have.
ARTHUR:
Look!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Just a flesh wound.
[kick]
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The Black Knight
 
Originally posted by: LoKe
That movie is just fantastic. If you can get the Black Night scene in decent quality...I'll love you forever.
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:heart:


Too bad my flash trail expired🙁


Xvid will probably be the format😛
 
Originally posted by: LoKe
That movie is just fantastic. If you can get the Black Night scene in decent quality...I'll love you forever.
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'Tis but a flesh wound!
But you've got no legs...
 
Originally posted by: Leper Messiah
I have it on DVD and divx...god I love that movie.

"How do you know he's a king?"
"He doesn't got sh*t all over 'im."
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He *hasn't got ****** all over 'im.
 
I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent?!

Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

I fart in your general direction!

and on, and on and on... greatest. movie. ever.
 
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