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Monster Dump (with pic)

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FrogDog

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The toilet on my floor of my residence (college dorm) has been clogged, with what is, undoubtably, one of the largest craps you or I have ever seen. This thing is a monster. We are unaware of the culprit, and I suspect always will be, because no one would own up to creating such a foul piece of excrement. How their hole expanded this wide I will never know.

The crap was made approximately (of course there is no official timeline) 4 or 5 hours before this pic was taken. The toilet can not be flushed. We have tried. Note the lack of toilet paper - did it make it out on the flush or was it just not used? We'll never know...

 
Originally posted by: FrogDog
The toilet on my floor of my residence has been clogged, with what is, undoubtably, one of the largest craps you or I have ever seen. This thing is a monster. We are unaware of the culprit, and I suspect always will be, because no one would own up to creating such a foul piece of excrement. How their hole expanded this wide I will never know.

The crap was made approximately (of course there is no official timeline) 4 or 5 hours before this pic was taken. The toilet can not be flushed. We have tried. Note the lack of toilet paper - did it make it out on the flush or was it just not used? We'll never know...


The pic.
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BAN HIM!
 
A good way to possibly earn a vacation. Anyway - the turd doens't look that huge, expecially considering that it has been expanding in the water.
 
Originally posted by: rudeguy
Originally posted by: FrogDog
The toilet on my floor of my residence has been clogged, with what is, undoubtably, one of the largest craps you or I have ever seen. This thing is a monster. We are unaware of the culprit, and I suspect always will be, because no one would own up to creating such a foul piece of excrement. How their hole expanded this wide I will never know.

The crap was made approximately (of course there is no official timeline) 4 or 5 hours before this pic was taken. The toilet can not be flushed. We have tried. Note the lack of toilet paper - did it make it out on the flush or was it just not used? We'll never know...


The pic.
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BAN HIM!
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I concur! :|
 
Originally posted by: FrogDog
The toilet on my floor of my residence has been clogged, with what is, undoubtably, one of the largest craps you or I have ever seen. This thing is a monster. We are unaware of the culprit, and I suspect always will be, because no one would own up to creating such a foul piece of excrement. How their hole expanded this wide I will never know.

The crap was made approximately (of course there is no official timeline) 4 or 5 hours before this pic was taken. The toilet can not be flushed. We have tried. Note the lack of toilet paper - did it make it out on the flush or was it just not used? We'll never know...


The pic.
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Dude, that is NOTHING compared to the monstrosity that we saw in a toilet during our freshman year. I mean the log we saw was thicker than some of our arms.
 
i drove from boston to georgia last week....left at 4am. Ate junk food the whole ride. Got there at 10. Slept. Ate 3 meals the next day. Didnt have to poop til like 11. What came out was so big, hard, and pine cone shaped it simply got lodged sideways in the toilet and no amount of flushes of the industrial toilet could make it budge. I got a pen finally and poked it and the thing didnt give at all. It was hard as a rock. And textured. Just like a pinecone. That is all
 
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: rudeguy
Originally posted by: FrogDog
The toilet on my floor of my residence has been clogged, with what is, undoubtably, one of the largest craps you or I have ever seen. This thing is a monster. We are unaware of the culprit, and I suspect always will be, because no one would own up to creating such a foul piece of excrement. How their hole expanded this wide I will never know.

The crap was made approximately (of course there is no official timeline) 4 or 5 hours before this pic was taken. The toilet can not be flushed. We have tried. Note the lack of toilet paper - did it make it out on the flush or was it just not used? We'll never know...


The pic.
Click to expand...

BAN HIM!
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I concur! :|
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BANNNNNNNNNNNN

:|
 
Just think - we all see this type of thing on a daily basis. We're all very familiar with what human excrement looks like, so what's the problem.........................
 
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Just think - we all see this type of thing on a daily basis. We're all very familiar with what human excrement looks like, so what's the problem.........................
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I don't look at my crap when I'm done. EYES STRAIGHT AHEAD!
 
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