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mono!

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Shy

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Yup, I've got mono. This is so exciting. Mono is so much fun. Yup. No sarcasm here whatsoever.

Anyone else enjoying this fine disease right now? Apparently, I've had it for 2 weeks now (which means I've exposed my girlfriend to it... oops).

Oh well. The doctor says if I get hit in my left side, my spleen could rupture! So all of you had better stay away 😀

-Shy the Mononucleus
 


<< If mono affects only your left side, does stereo affect both? 😉 >>



Ahahahahha... yeah I suppose I'd be really upset if I had &quot;stereo&quot; 😀
 
i had mono for a few weeks before i got tested. i actually didnt do anything for it. just kept on livin like i always did. it eventually went away, guess i was just used to being tired 😉🙂
 


<< I aint had it and I don't plan on getting it (hey, I haven't kissed any women yet 😱) >>

I hear kissing guys transmits it too.
 


<< i had mono for a few weeks before i got tested. i actually didnt do anything for it. just kept on livin like i always did. it eventually went away, guess i was just used to being tired 😉🙂 >>



I'm so used to being tired, I had barely any idea either. But I had step throat two weeks ago, and the other day when my throat started to hurt again, I figured something was up.

Oh well... Other than not being able to eat like I'm used to, I get to relax (and miss work... ugh... I've lost a weeks pay already)

-Shy
 


<< you have a monkey? >>



Yup! We call him &quot;mono mono&quot; (cute monkey) around these parts.



<< btw, who did you kiss 😉 >>



My girlfriend. A post I'd care not to bring up again detailed how she kissed another guy. Wanna take bets on how this virus transmitted? 🙁

-Shy
 
Whats bets about thered's comment is if you read his sig as part of the message...



<< Barney is Goldenbear's sister?

eww

I like it.

😀 >>



He's a barney enthusiast! AHH!
 
the docs thought my sis had mono, started giving her the routine 30 shots in the stomache.. halfway through they ran the test again and it came up negative (which it shouldn't).. she was pissed!
 


<< You should have run Norton before you kissed your girl. >>



I tried. Believe me, I tried. But she jumped me! Honest!

And RDMustang... um... 30 shots in the stomach? Mono is a VIRAL infection... there isn't a cure or anything...
 


<< Maybe Gary Condom might have some advice on this. >>



Who? What? Will he find my missing nucleus?

-Shy the Mono Mono
 


<< Yuck. 😉 >>



Want a kiss? 😀

This mono is stupid... I'm going to sleep at 9:30 for the first time in probably 8 years.
 
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