Monkeys kill Delhi deputy mayor

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Vonkhan

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: yamadakun

What will they bring in after the langur monkeys take over?

I for one welcome our new langur monkey overlords.

i was gonna say that :|

apparently, we ALL should say that.

I was gonna say that in response ... today's not my day, I should just go home

:|

if you don't reply within 10 minutes or so of such a thread being posted, where this response is clearly warranted, then you're gonna get beaten to it. There was a dailytech article some weeks ago about the new super space bacteria. I was wondering why no one had responded about the new bacterial overlords...then realized that Brandon (or whoever) had posted that in the subtitle.

 

[Cyco]

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad

Originally posted by: ppdes
>Hindus, who revere the monkeys as a manifestation of the monkey god Hanuman

Well assuming he was Hindu, he was killed by his own God. Doesn't that make it OK?

well since we also believe god is everywhere, that means the toilet bowl i took a shit in was god. :roll:

Holy shit!

 

[HammerCurl]

Originally posted by: lupi
Chilled monkey brain.

O, Num-she-bii.
O, Num-she-bii.
O, Num-she-bii.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad

Originally posted by: ppdes
>Hindus, who revere the monkeys as a manifestation of the monkey god Hanuman

Well assuming he was Hindu, he was killed by his own God. Doesn't that make it OK?

well since we also believe god is everywhere, that means the toilet bowl i took a shit in was god. :roll:

really makes you think...

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: Vonkhan

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: yamadakun

What will they bring in after the langur monkeys take over?

I for one welcome our new langur monkey overlords.

i was gonna say that :|

apparently, we ALL should say that.

I was gonna say that in response ... today's not my day, I should just go home

:|

if you don't reply within 10 minutes or so of such a thread being posted, where this response is clearly warranted, then you're gonna get beaten to it. There was a dailytech article some weeks ago about the new super space bacteria. I was wondering why no one had responded about the new bacterial overlords...then realized that Brandon (or whoever) had posted that in the subtitle.

It's amazing how that phrase has permeated out consciousness. It's pretty much a required response.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: Vonkhan

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: yamadakun

What will they bring in after the langur monkeys take over?

I for one welcome our new langur monkey overlords.

i was gonna say that :|

apparently, we ALL should say that.

I was gonna say that in response ... today's not my day, I should just go home

:|

if you don't reply within 10 minutes or so of such a thread being posted, where this response is clearly warranted, then you're gonna get beaten to it. There was a dailytech article some weeks ago about the new super space bacteria. I was wondering why no one had responded about the new bacterial overlords...then realized that Brandon (or whoever) had posted that in the subtitle.

It's amazing how that phrase has permeated out consciousness. It's pretty much a required response.

further proof that The Simpsons franchise owns the market on pop culture.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: Cyco

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad

Originally posted by: ppdes
>Hindus, who revere the monkeys as a manifestation of the monkey god Hanuman

Well assuming he was Hindu, he was killed by his own God. Doesn't that make it OK?

well since we also believe god is everywhere, that means the toilet bowl i took a shit in was god. :roll:

Holy shit!

:thumbsup:

 

[Vonkhan]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: Vonkhan

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: yamadakun

What will they bring in after the langur monkeys take over?

I for one welcome our new langur monkey overlords.

i was gonna say that :|

apparently, we ALL should say that.

I was gonna say that in response ... today's not my day, I should just go home

:|

if you don't reply within 10 minutes or so of such a thread being posted, where this response is clearly warranted, then you're gonna get beaten to it. There was a dailytech article some weeks ago about the new super space bacteria. I was wondering why no one had responded about the new bacterial overlords...then realized that Brandon (or whoever) had posted that in the subtitle.

It's amazing how that phrase has permeated out consciousness. It's pretty much a required response.

further proof that The Simpsons franchise owns the market on pop culture.

Simpsons did it?

 

[HannibalX]

We have firearms - they don't. Seems simple to me. The Mayor doesn't have any sort of police protection?

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Reminds me of an episode of the animated Clerks.

animated Clerks?! *heads to google*

 

[buck]

"Hindus often feed nuts and bananas to the monkeys. So it should come as no surprise that monkeys will occasionally jump on your balcony, grab your nuts, and try to get their paws on your banana."

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Reminds me of an episode of the animated Clerks.

animated Clerks?! *heads to google*

You're better off not knowing it ever existed.

 

[LS20]

Originally posted by: G Wizard

Originally posted by: yamadakun
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7055625.stm

The deputy mayor of the Indian capital Delhi died on Sunday after being attacked by a horde of wild monkeys.

Solution elusive

One approach has been to train bands of larger, more ferocious langur monkeys to go after the smaller groups of Rhesus macaques.

What will they bring in after the langur monkeys take over?

A fabulous new type of gorilla that feeds on Langur meat.

what happens when the gorillas run wild?

 

[Kirby]

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: yamadakun
What will they bring in after the langur monkeys take over?

When winter comes they'll just freeze and die.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: zinfamous


further proof that The Simpsons franchise owns the market on pop culture.

And most of the quotable Simpsons phrases come from the first 10 seasons, so what does that tell you?

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: nkgreen
Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

I hate every chimp I see from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z...

 

[Vonkhan]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: zinfamous


further proof that The Simpsons franchise owns the market on pop culture.

And most of the quotable Simpsons phrases come from the first 10 seasons, so what does that tell you?

wut?