Monkeys kill Delhi deputy mayor

[Epic Fail]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7055625.stm

The deputy mayor of the Indian capital Delhi died on Sunday after being attacked by a horde of wild monkeys.

Solution elusive

One approach has been to train bands of larger, more ferocious langur monkeys to go after the smaller groups of Rhesus macaques.

What will they bring in after the langur monkeys take over?

 

[Mucho]

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Monkey problem is pretty big there.

 

[ppdes]

>Hindus, who revere the monkeys as a manifestation of the monkey god Hanuman

Well assuming he was Hindu, he was killed by his own God. Doesn't that make it OK?

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: ppdes
>Hindus, who revere the monkeys as a manifestation of the monkey god Hanuman

Well assuming he was Hindu, he was killed by his own God. Doesn't that make it OK?

well since we also believe god is everywhere, that means the toilet bowl i took a shit in was god. :roll:

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: yamadakun

What will they bring in after the langur monkeys take over?

I for one welcome our new langur monkey overlords.

 

[Jeff7]

"Delhi has long struggled to cope with the marauding monkeys."

Monkeyburgers? A manifestation of a god is even more potent when taken internally.


"Hindus, who revere the monkeys as a manifestation of the monkey god Hanuman."
So was this god also destructive, deadly, prolific, and mildly insane?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
"Delhi has long struggled to cope with the marauding monkeys."

Monkeyburgers? A manifestation of a god is even more potent when taken internally.


"Hindus, who revere the monkeys as a manifestation of the monkey god Hanuman."
So was this god also destructive, deadly, prolific, and mildly insane?

And he threw feces.

 

[Anonemous]

hmmm wasn't there a movie where they had trained ferocious guerillas to guard diamond mines, I wonder how that turned out...

 

[0roo0roo]

reminds me of a dirty jobs episode where monkeys kept attacking the camera crew. they can be psycho

 

[lupi]

Chilled monkey brain.

 

[KingGheedora]

DEFENESTRATED.

I read once about a time a car going up a mountain road hit and killed a member of a baboon pack. The rest of the pack waited for three days at the same spot for the car to come back down and threw rocks at it when it finally came.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: yamadakun

What will they bring in after the langur monkeys take over?

I for one welcome our new langur monkey overlords.

i was gonna say that :|

 

[compuwiz1]

Not exactly Apes, but the takeover has begun. Be prepared!

 

[DeadByDawn]

Originally posted by: Anonemous
hmmm wasn't there a movie where they had trained ferocious guerillas to guard diamond mines, I wonder how that turned out...

Congo.

They had to use lasers to kill the monkeys. And a volcano.

 

[TechBoyJK]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: yamadakun

What will they bring in after the langur monkeys take over?

I for one welcome our new langur monkey overlords.

i was gonna say that :|

apparently, we ALL should say that.

 

[LeetViet]

LOL

 

[nakedfrog]

Reminds me of an episode of the animated Clerks.

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: yamadakun

What will they bring in after the langur monkeys take over?

I for one welcome our new langur monkey overlords.

LOL i actually read that with kent brockmans voice in my head...

 

[Genx87]

I always wondered how planet of the apes came to be. I guess this is how it starts?

 

[Vonkhan]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: yamadakun

What will they bring in after the langur monkeys take over?

I for one welcome our new langur monkey overlords.

i was gonna say that :|

apparently, we ALL should say that.

I was gonna say that in response ... today's not my day, I should just go home

:|

 

[Engraver]

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad

Originally posted by: ppdes
>Hindus, who revere the monkeys as a manifestation of the monkey god Hanuman

Well assuming he was Hindu, he was killed by his own God. Doesn't that make it OK?

well since we also believe god is everywhere, that means the toilet bowl i took a shit in was god. :roll:

Most people pray to the porcelain god at one point or another.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Genx87
I always wondered how planet of the apes came to be. I guess this is how it starts?

Actually, they explained that in one of the sequels. It was an awful, awful movie.

 

[PepePeru]

Originally posted by: yamadakun
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7055625.stm

The deputy mayor of the Indian capital Delhi died on Sunday after being attacked by a horde of wild monkeys.

Solution elusive

One approach has been to train bands of larger, more ferocious langur monkeys to go after the smaller groups of Rhesus macaques.

What will they bring in after the langur monkeys take over?

A fabulous new type of gorilla that feeds on Langur meat.

 

[Gibsons]

Originally posted by: G Wizard

Originally posted by: yamadakun
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7055625.stm

The deputy mayor of the Indian capital Delhi died on Sunday after being attacked by a horde of wild monkeys.

Solution elusive

One approach has been to train bands of larger, more ferocious langur monkeys to go after the smaller groups of Rhesus macaques.

What will they bring in after the langur monkeys take over?

A fabulous new type of gorilla that feeds on Langur meat.

We'll probably need to engineer a new virus to take care of the gorillas...

 

[OutHouse]

Need to start serving rhesus peices