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Moles

My sister is covered in moles. We used to just call her "Ole Moley". Then she went down to the church and got saved, now we call her "Holy Moley". And she married a Mexican feller, now we call her "Guaca-Moley"!
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
My sister is covered in moles. We used to just call her "Ole Moley". Then she went down to the church and got saved, now we call her "Holy Moley". And she married a Mexican feller, now we call her "Guaca-Moley"!

that's horrible.
 
Apparently moles can be used to identify you:

The Man Behind The Anus

One very persistent internets user spent months and months trawling all the gay erotica and anal stretching newsgroups, and eventually located the star of this picture, by matching the pattern of moles on his ass. It is with many lulz that ED advises the world that the Goatse's real name is Kirk Johnson, and he posts pictures and videos of himself regularly on the newsgroup alt.binaries.erotica.male.anal He also posts regularly on imagefap, and has thousands (I'm not shitting you) of pictures of his flexible poopchute. Here's some goatse videos. . .Not for the faint of heart You can even hear Kirk Johnson's voice and here's his profile page! 😀 Be sure to post comments and tell him how great he is.

from Encyclopedia Dramatica.

 
Originally posted by: DarrelSPowers
Originally posted by: moshquerade
My sister is covered in moles. We used to just call her "Ole Moley". Then she went down to the church and got saved, now we call her "Holy Moley". And she married a Mexican feller, now we call her "Guaca-Moley"!

that's horrible.

you know it.
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
My sister is covered in moles. We used to just call her "Ole Moley". Then she went down to the church and got saved, now we call her "Holy Moley". And she married a Mexican feller, now we call her "Guaca-Moley"!

I giggled like schoolgirl
 
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