MODS please lock, there should only be one story thread at a time. Don't nef and drag stuff up jk. Thanks.

[Adul]

Scratch my crusty bass :Q

 

[Yeeny]

it wouldn't be crusty

 

[sawdust]

if you washed it

 

[The Wildcard]

but usually i just

 

[Adul]

wipe to the left.

 

[Adul]

and flush the toilet

 

[Locutus of Board]

And watch solemnly as...

 

[sawdust]

it sinks slowly down

 

[The Wildcard]

but then it cloggs

 

[Locutus of Board]

because the head of...

 

[SexEPid]

it looks like a...

 

[Josh]

Pikachu. Or maybe its

 

[Mithras]

George Bush's singing hamster

 

[Schola]

...or Al Gore's Lawyers

 

[Rudee]

Who let the dogs out!

 

[dcdomain]

woof woof... who let...

 

[SexEPid]

Ice Cube out! Probably..

 

[BiggieN]

Gore and bush. but

 

[focusyn]

they still suck cock

 

[VoodooExtreme]

...from a elephant in...

 

[Schola]

... the deep african jungles

 

[NesuD]

with bare breasted nubians

 

[jkdude]

running around all day

 

[jkdude]

grabbing the manly looking

 

[jkdude]

dolls of the ground