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tweakmm

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Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Coors taste like piss, coors light is worse, imho. had them both, comparing them to Bud and PBR. PBR wins that battle hands down imho.
Coor Light tastes like water. Good if you are trying to get real plastered. Not so good if you are trying to enjoy beer.
I will agree with you about PBR, especially in bottles. Sooo straight for $6 a 12, definetly better than the standard American brews and a few bucks cheaper.
 

tweakmm

Lifer
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One of the best beers that I've had recently has been the Samuel Adams Cherry Wheat.

Sweet jesus, I don't know how that stuff is so good.
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: tweakmm
One of the best beers that I've had recently has been the Samuel Adams Cheery Wheat.

Sweet jesus, I don't know how that stuff is so good.
Samuel Adam Summer Ale is good stuff too.

 

redgtxdi

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Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Coors taste like piss, coors light is worse, imho. had them both, comparing them to Bud and PBR. PBR wins that battle hands down imho.

Like I said...........you'll learn all of this in time.

If Coors tastes like piss to you, there are a few hundred micro breweries in the Pacific Northwest that use Bud/Coors as a unit of measure for sweetness, bitterness, consistency, etc.

Patience grasshopper..........keep drinking your PBR. You might wanna use some Schlitz or Blatz to cleans your pallet between cans.......:laugh:
 

scorpmatt

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Originally posted by: tweakmm
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Coors taste like piss, coors light is worse, imho. had them both, comparing them to Bud and PBR. PBR wins that battle hands down imho.
Coor Light tastes like water. Good if you are trying to get real plastered. Not so good if you are trying to enjoy beer.
I will agree with you about PBR, especially in bottles. Sooo straight for $6 a 12, definetly better than the standard American brews and a few bucks cheaper.

For getting plastered quick I go with a 40 of Steel Reserve :D
 

tweakmm

Lifer
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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: tweakmm
One of the best beers that I've had recently has been the Samuel Adams Cherry Wheat.

Sweet jesus, I don't know how that stuff is so good.
Samuel Adam Summer Ale is good stuff too.
Yeah, I'd rather have Blue Moon though.
 

scorpmatt

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Originally posted by: redgtxdi
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Coors taste like piss, coors light is worse, imho. had them both, comparing them to Bud and PBR. PBR wins that battle hands down imho.

Like I said...........you'll learn all of this in time.

If Coors tastes like piss to you, there are a few hundred micro breweries in the Pacific Northwest that use Bud/Coors as a unit of measure for sweetness, bitterness, consistency, etc.

Patience grasshopper..........keep drinking your PBR. You might wanna use some Schlitz or Blatz to cleans your pallet between cans.......:laugh:

I will keep drinking my PBR thanks. My life of drinking piss poor beers is behind me.
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: tweakmm
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: tweakmm
One of the best beers that I've had recently has been the Samuel Adams Cherry Wheat.

Sweet jesus, I don't know how that stuff is so good.
Samuel Adam Summer Ale is good stuff too.
Yeah, I'd rather have Blue Moon though.
Blue Moon rocks. the draft is delish.

 

broon

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Jun 5, 2002
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A wheat beer is always good to start with. It has more flavor than Bud/Coors but doesn't overpower the beer noob with flavor. Bud/Coors is to beer as the gas station powdered "cappuccino" is to coffee. Corona is only slightly better. The other mexican beers are like the gourmet gas station coffee.
 

tweakmm

Lifer
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Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Originally posted by: tweakmm
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Coors taste like piss, coors light is worse, imho. had them both, comparing them to Bud and PBR. PBR wins that battle hands down imho.
Coor Light tastes like water. Good if you are trying to get real plastered. Not so good if you are trying to enjoy beer.
I will agree with you about PBR, especially in bottles. Sooo straight for $6 a 12, definetly better than the standard American brews and a few bucks cheaper.

For getting plastered quick I go with a 40 of Steel Reserve :D
If I'm really trying to get plastered I'll just mix a big 75/25 mixed drink(75% liquor) and slam it.


"You know what I always say: Ghandi is dandy, but liquor is quicker."

A :beer: to anyone who can name where that quote is from.
 

redgtxdi

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Originally posted by: tweakmm

Dude, are you drunk already at 12:30? You must be because you are talking crazy talk.

Nah.........just older & drunk more beer than most of the folks on this forum! ;)

tweakmm saidCoor Light tastes like water. Good if you are trying to get real plastered. Not so good if you are trying to enjoy beer.
I will agree with you about PBR, especially in bottles. Sooo straight for $6 a 12, definetly better than the standard American brews and a few bucks cheaper.

Good on the 2nd part but here's your problem on the 1st part...............


Most younguns........(LOL)...........will separate beers into 2 categories................

Water

&

Piss

Here's why this is:

#1.) The water folks have been drinking too much pale ale, dark ale, bitter this, bitter that, etc. etc. If it ain't a Hef, they can't even taste it anymore.

#2.) The piss folks simply don't like the taste, but they don't know how else to describe it.

As I originally said, keep drinking..........eventually you'll acquire a pallet that can separate the beers and acquire a taste for a smooth, light, thirst-quenching beer.
 

scorpmatt

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Originally posted by: tweakmm
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Originally posted by: tweakmm
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Coors taste like piss, coors light is worse, imho. had them both, comparing them to Bud and PBR. PBR wins that battle hands down imho.
Coor Light tastes like water. Good if you are trying to get real plastered. Not so good if you are trying to enjoy beer.
I will agree with you about PBR, especially in bottles. Sooo straight for $6 a 12, definetly better than the standard American brews and a few bucks cheaper.

For getting plastered quick I go with a 40 of Steel Reserve :D
If I'm really trying to get plastered I'll just mix a big 75%/25% mixed drink(75% liquor) and slam it.

"You know what I always say: Ghandi is dandy, but liquor is quicker."
A :beer: to anyone who can name where that quote is from.

I like the line "candy is dandy but liqour is quicker"
 

scorpmatt

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Originally posted by: redgtxdi
Originally posted by: tweakmm

Dude, are you drunk already at 12:30? You must be because you are talking crazy talk.

Nah.........just older & drunk more beer than most of the folks on this forum! ;)

tweakmm saidCoor Light tastes like water. Good if you are trying to get real plastered. Not so good if you are trying to enjoy beer.
I will agree with you about PBR, especially in bottles. Sooo straight for $6 a 12, definetly better than the standard American brews and a few bucks cheaper.

Good on the 2nd part but here's your problem on the 1st part...............


Most younguns........(LOL)...........will separate beers into 2 categories................

Water

&

Piss

Here's why this is:

#1.) The water folks have been drinking too much pale ale, dark ale, bitter this, bitter that, etc. etc. If it ain't a Hef, they can't even taste it anymore.

#2.) The piss folks simply don't like the taste, but they don't know how else to describe it.

As I originally said, keep drinking..........eventually you'll acquire a pallet that can separate the beers and acquire a taste for a smooth, light, thirst-quenching beer.

I say it taste like piss for a simple reason. it does. you ever smell cat piss? coors runs along the same line.
 

broon

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From John Cleese regarding Bud/Miller/Coors:

The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer," and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager." American brands will be referred to as "Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine," so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
 

tweakmm

Lifer
May 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: redgtxdi
As I originally said, keep drinking..........eventually you'll acquire a pallet that can separate the beers and acquire a taste for a smooth, light, thirst-quenching beer.
You mean like seltzer water? :p

White wheat FTW.

But seriously, I think we can agree to disagree.
 

tweakmm

Lifer
May 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Originally posted by: tweakmm
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Originally posted by: tweakmm
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Coors taste like piss, coors light is worse, imho. had them both, comparing them to Bud and PBR. PBR wins that battle hands down imho.
Coor Light tastes like water. Good if you are trying to get real plastered. Not so good if you are trying to enjoy beer.
I will agree with you about PBR, especially in bottles. Sooo straight for $6 a 12, definetly better than the standard American brews and a few bucks cheaper.

For getting plastered quick I go with a 40 of Steel Reserve :D
If I'm really trying to get plastered I'll just mix a big 75%/25% mixed drink(75% liquor) and slam it.

"You know what I always say: Ghandi is dandy, but liquor is quicker."
A :beer: to anyone who can name where that quote is from.

I like the line "candy is dandy but liqour is quicker"
Yeah, but my line is actually pretty deep if you think about it.
Yours... not so much so.

 

loup garou

Lifer
Feb 17, 2000
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Originally posted by: broon
From John Cleese regarding Bud/Miller/Coors:

The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer," and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager." American brands will be referred to as "Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine," so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
John Cleese didn't say that.
 

moshquerade

No Lifer
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Originally posted by: loup garou
You're going to Chili's. Might as well order some piss beer to go with your crap food.
awww be nice. :p

i go to Applebees occasionally, so what?

 

scorpmatt

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Feb 8, 2001
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Originally posted by: tweakmm
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Originally posted by: tweakmm
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Originally posted by: tweakmm
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Coors taste like piss, coors light is worse, imho. had them both, comparing them to Bud and PBR. PBR wins that battle hands down imho.
Coor Light tastes like water. Good if you are trying to get real plastered. Not so good if you are trying to enjoy beer.
I will agree with you about PBR, especially in bottles. Sooo straight for $6 a 12, definetly better than the standard American brews and a few bucks cheaper.

For getting plastered quick I go with a 40 of Steel Reserve :D
If I'm really trying to get plastered I'll just mix a big 75%/25% mixed drink(75% liquor) and slam it.

"You know what I always say: Ghandi is dandy, but liquor is quicker."
A :beer: to anyone who can name where that quote is from.

I like the line "candy is dandy but liqour is quicker"
Yeah, but my line is actually pretty deep if you think about it.
Yours... not so much so.

Yeah, I know. But it's from the original willy wonka movie, so there :p
 

broon

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Jun 5, 2002
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Originally posted by: loup garou
Originally posted by: broon
From John Cleese regarding Bud/Miller/Coors:

The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer," and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager." American brands will be referred to as "Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine," so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
John Cleese didn't say that.

Who did?
 

loup garou

Lifer
Feb 17, 2000
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Originally posted by: broon
Originally posted by: loup garou
Originally posted by: broon
From John Cleese regarding Bud/Miller/Coors:

The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer," and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager." American brands will be referred to as "Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine," so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
John Cleese didn't say that.

Who did?
I don't know, probably the same person who says Bill Gates will send you a check for $30,000 if you forward this email to 30 people.
 

GamerExpress

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Originally posted by: scorpmatt
order a Pabst Blue Ribbon. Decent cheap beer. Budweiser is ok. Miller is worse than bud imho. Don't even touch anything from coors, unless you are a fan of piss. the same goes for corona. guiness is the bestest dark beer, a bit bitter, be warned.

Dude you are on crack, Bud is in no way better then Miller. I agree with the rest of what you say though.
 

broon

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Originally posted by: loup garou
I don't know, probably the same person who says Bill Gates will send you a check for $30,000 if you forward this email to 30 people.

n/m. Who cares. The point is valid even if he didn't say it.