MJ verdict reached! NOT GUILTY!!!

[Turkish]

HOLY SH!T, SANTA CALLED. HE SAID MJ WAS FOUND GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES! :Q

 

[cerebusPu]

is there a streaming video link?

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: hevnsnt
watch for the white smoke for he is guilty, black if he is innocent.

But with MJ you can't if it's black or white

RIMSHOT!

 

[Miramonti]

Originally posted by: cerebusPu
is there a streaming video link?

No video in the courtroom. Maybe nat'l tv network news sites.

 

[T3C]

Originally posted by: The Boss
HOLY SH!T, SANTA CALLED. HE SAID MJ WAS FOUND GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES! :Q

huh?

 

[91TTZ]

This just in: Michael Jackson gets off! Apparently he's a smooth criminal...


Update: He just moonwalked out of the courtroom.

 

[hevnsnt]

Jury has been seated, waiting for judge

 

[trmiv]

Jeez, read the damn verdict already.

 

[astartz]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
This just in: Michael Jackson gets off! Apparently he's a smooth criminal...

I hate to say it but, that made me laugh.

 

[hevnsnt]

Judge just walked in, mic to come on shortly

 

[Wag]

Has MJ been elected Pope yet?

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
This just in: Michael Jackson gets off! Apparently he's a smooth criminal...


Update: He just moonwalked out of the courtroom.

He came in through the window, apparently there was a sound of a crescendo.

 

[mordantmonkey]

Originally posted by: Wag
Has MJ been elected Pope yet?

if only he were a priest, he could have avoided this whole mess till at least his 60's.

 

[Hammerhead]

Too much tension!

"Your Honor, my client............would like to plead guilty! (in Indian accent)"

 

[ttown]

what are the odds of a riot occurnig?

guilty -- x%
not guilty -- y%

?

 

[hevnsnt]

judge is reviewing the verdict

 

[SKORPI0]

CHARGES

Count 1: Conspiracy to commit child abduction, false imprisonment and extortion.


Count 2: Lewd act on a child under 14 (molestation episode alleged by accuser.)


Count 3: Lewd act on a child under 14 (molestation episode alleged by accuser.)


Count 4: Lewd act on a child under 14 (molestation episode accuser's brother says he witnessed.)


Count 5: Lewd act on a child under 14 (molestation episode brother says he witnessed.)


Count 6: Attempted lewd act on a child under 14 (accuser's allegation Jackson tried to get the boy to masturbate him.)


Count 7: Administering alcohol to enable child molestation (related to molestation in Count 2; included lesser offense of furnishing alcohol to a minor.)


Count 8: Administering alcohol to enable child molestation (related to molestation in Count 3; included lesser offense of furnishing alcohol to a minor.)


Count 9: Administering alcohol to enable child molestation (related to molestation in Count 4; included lesser offense of furnishing alcohol to a minor.)


Count 10: Administering alcohol to enable child molestation (related to molestation in Count 5; included lesser offense of furnishing alcohol to a minor.)

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: ttown
what are the odds of a riot occurnig?

guilty -- x%
not guilty -- y%

?

Judging the mentality and intelligence of the crowd, mainly by their shouts and their nonsensical sensationalist poster signs... I'd say a riot is fairly likely. Hopefully we can see some cops beat them down with those long wooden sticks.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Originally posted by: ttown
what are the odds of a riot occurnig?

guilty -- x%
not guilty -- y%

?

I think people aren't sure whether they need to riot because a black man was deemed guilty or a white man went free.

 

[91TTZ]

If the white glove don't fit, you gotta acquit!

Shamoe.

 

[Wag]

I bet if he gets a guilty verdict they carry him out of the courtroom on a stretcher straight to the hospital.

 

[OrByte]

Originally posted by: ttown
what are the odds of a riot occurnig?

guilty -- x%
not guilty -- y%

?

oh man didnt even think about riots.

this will be interesting.

 

Nobody is going to riot for MJ. Come on. OJ represented black people's injustice. MJ is not even black. Who is going to riot? The Keebler Elves?

 

[Kenazo]

Originally posted by: OrByte

Originally posted by: ttown
what are the odds of a riot occurnig?

guilty -- x%
not guilty -- y%

?

oh man didnt even think about riots.

this will be interesting.

I don't think there'll be much in the way of riots. This isn't an issue about him being guilty or not b/c of his race. That's when the craziness happens.

 

[Wag]

Originally posted by: OrByte

Originally posted by: ttown
what are the odds of a riot occurnig?

guilty -- x%
not guilty -- y%

?

oh man didnt even think about riots.

this will be interesting.

How will this take place? Rioting moonwalkers? Mass crotch-grabing?