Mix and matching pets

[TwinkleToes77]

Article

(Dec 9, 2004) --


PROVO, Utah (AP) -- Provo residents can now official mix and match their family pets.
City Council members voted unanimously last night allow people to have two cats and two dogs. Previously, the city code had said people could have cats or dogs, but not both.

 

[jadinolf]

How wonderful.

 

[Aves]

When I hear about laws like this I wonder about the events that led to them being passed. There must be a good story there.

 

[Evadman]

Yay! I can finaly get a potbellied elephant!

 

[mwtgg]

God Bless Utah!

 

[Brutuskend]

You were banned?

I didn't think girls GOT banned around here! :Q

You must have been VERY VERY bad.

<---Likes very bad girls

 

[her209]

It makes sense. Dogs and cats should not be allowed to have babies.

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
You were banned?

I didn't think girls GOT banned around here! :Q

You must have been VERY VERY bad.

<---Likes very bad girls

Maybe i need a spanking!

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
You were banned?

I didn't think girls GOT banned around here! :Q

You must have been VERY VERY bad.

<---Likes very bad girls

Maybe i need a spanking!

I can help with THAT!

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: her209
It makes sense. Dogs and cats should not be allowed to have babies.

It'll be anarchy!

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: aves2k
When I hear about laws like this I wonder about the events that led to them being passed. There must be a good story there.

Me too. I'd love to know the history of this law.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

File this under "Stupid City Code That Shouldn't Have Existed In The First Place."

- M4H

 

[n0cmonkey]

Why would you want dogs if you can have cats in the first place?

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Why would you want dogs if you can have cats in the first place?

To keep the stupid CATS in line!

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Why would you want dogs if you can have cats in the first place?

To keep the stupid CATS in line!

Please. Most dogs can't stay in line themselves, let alone keep a GOD in line. :roll:

 

[cmdrmoocow]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Maybe i need a spanking!

I can help with THAT!

And you know what comes after spanking.....

 

[Brutuskend]

I didn't know you were Egyptian. :Q

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
I didn't know you were Egyptian. :Q

I'm not, but the following quote came to mind:
For thousands of years, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

 

[BannedTroll]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
File this under "Stupid City Code That Shouldn't Have Existed In The First Place."

- M4H

I don't think the story got it right:
http://www.harktheherald.com/m...mp;order=0&amp;thold=0

Looks like the ordinance just limited the number of pets.

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: cmdrmoocow

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Maybe i need a spanking!

I can help with THAT!

And you know what comes after spanking.....

The Oral sex right?

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: cmdrmoocow

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Maybe i need a spanking!

I can help with THAT!

And you know what comes after spanking.....

The Oral sex right?

you're giving, right?

 

[rh71]

why do dogs hate cats ?

 

[Aves]

Originally posted by: rh71
why do dogs hate cats ?

Envy.

 

[imported_waldo]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: cmdrmoocow

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Maybe i need a spanking!

I can help with THAT!

And you know what comes after spanking.....

The Oral sex right?

you're giving, right?

I thoguht after you get a spanking, everyone gets a spanking...then comes the oral :Q...... can we say that in here?

 

[BadNewsBears]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: cmdrmoocow

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Maybe i need a spanking!

I can help with THAT!

And you know what comes after spanking.....

The Oral sex right?

you're giving, right?

Twinkletoes opens her eyes, looks down the 'runway' and sees this old hairy hippy, only from the nose up .