Missing Sara Lee Exec Found Frozen

Manzelle

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It could have been worse...they could have stuffed him in an oven @ 350F for 15-20 or until golden brown...
 

Eli

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All jokes aside, what a horrible way for an old man to die. :(

Who cares if it was an accident? The purps are the ones that need to be baked at 350º.
 

Eli

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I saw and downloaded that picture off rotten.com years ago.. such a great, yet.. disturbing and potentially offensive.. pic.. lol

I believe some Jewish organization asked them to remove it because it was offensive.. they responded as they always do, by posting the letter.. and of course not removing the picture in question.. lol
 

Mucho

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Originally posted by: Manzelle
It could have been worse...they could have stuffed him in an oven @ 350F for 15-20 or until golden brown...

:shocked:
 

IHYLN

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so he was kidnapped and murdered and put in a freezer
LIKE SO MANY SARA LEE PRODUCTS

:D
 

PanzerIV

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A guy goes through 71 years of life, presumably enjoying retirement and then two loser, dumb f^ck petty thieves bungle a carjack and kill him. Very sad.
 

rh71

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Originally posted by: richardycc
that guy was probably a millionaire....why did he need to sell his car on his own??
exactly what came to my mind also. Even though he retired in '92... you never hear about execs/former execs in trouble because they never do $#it on their own. THey have someone do it for them.

Besides, if you were anyone famous, you wouldn't want to be exposed to commoners who may be after you/your money.
 

Encryptic

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Originally posted by: Eli
I saw and downloaded that picture off rotten.com years ago.. such a great, yet.. disturbing and potentially offensive.. pic.. lol

I believe some Jewish organization asked them to remove it because it was offensive.. they responded as they always do, by posting the letter.. and of course not removing the picture in question.. lol

Bwahahahahaha! :D

I haven't seen that one before, or I just don't remember. Probably offensive to some people, but that's still damn funny. :D
 

GasX

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Originally posted by: richardycc
that guy was probably a millionaire....why did he need to sell his car on his own??
people don't get to be millionaires by selling their cars to dealers for $0.50 on the dollar...

 

Doggiedog

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Originally posted by: rh71
Originally posted by: richardycc
that guy was probably a millionaire....why did he need to sell his car on his own??
exactly what came to my mind also. Even though he retired in '92... you never hear about execs/former execs in trouble because they never do $#it on their own. THey have someone do it for them.

Besides, if you were anyone famous, you wouldn't want to be exposed to commoners who may be after you/your money.

Its not like being an exec at a company would make you a celebrity. They've got to go on with their lives too. They shop, go to the bathroom, eat, etc. just like everyone else.

I meet with execs all the time and most of them are normal people.
 

Scarpozzi

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Originally posted by: Nik
Police say James Cockman may have suffocated when duct tape was placed over his mouth.

wtf, his nose is just there for decoration or something??
They'll do an autopsy. If his nose was blocked somehow, it will probably show up that way?