minendo's guide to getting a guy (for females)

[kuk]

Originally posted by: Beau6183

Originally posted by: baffled2

Originally posted by: minendo
Some of you may recall minendo's guide to help ATOT members get a girlfriend outlined below.

[*]Start --> Shut Down ---> Shut Down

Well now a new version has been written to help females acquire a guy.

Females have it much easier in acquiring a guy. Two items have been provided to females which aid in easily picking up a guy. Proper use of these items may result in one guy to a whole group of guys. See below for more information on how to acquire a guy.


Show us your tits. <--- Steps proven to work in New Orleans and many other areas.

Actually simply smiling and saying "Hi" works well enough most of the time

Yes, but that's only MOST of the time. minendo's is a sure fire, 100% results guarantee

What if the guy is gay? No guarantee there ...


Kuk

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: kuk

Originally posted by: Beau6183

Originally posted by: baffled2

Originally posted by: minendo
Some of you may recall minendo's guide to help ATOT members get a girlfriend outlined below.

[*]Start --> Shut Down ---> Shut Down

Well now a new version has been written to help females acquire a guy.

Females have it much easier in acquiring a guy. Two items have been provided to females which aid in easily picking up a guy. Proper use of these items may result in one guy to a whole group of guys. See below for more information on how to acquire a guy.


Show us your tits. <--- Steps proven to work in New Orleans and many other areas.

Actually simply smiling and saying "Hi" works well enough most of the time

Yes, but that's only MOST of the time. minendo's is a sure fire, 100% results guarantee

What if the guy is gay? No guarantee there ...


Kuk

I should have refrased that... It applies to men, not guys

 

[Viper GTS]

Originally posted by: minendo
Some of you may recall minendo's guide to help ATOT members get a girlfriend outlined below.

[*]Start --> Shut Down ---> Shut Down

Well now a new version has been written to help females acquire a guy.

Females have it much easier in acquiring a guy. Two items have been provided to females which aid in easily picking up a guy. Proper use of these items may result in one guy to a whole group of guys. See below for more information on how to acquire a guy.


Show us your tits. <--- Steps proven to work in New Orleans and many other areas.

I can prove you wrong with just one word:

























Roseanne.

Viper GTS

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
I can prove you wrong with just one word:
Roseanne.

Viper GTS

Tom Arnold.

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: minendo
Some of you may recall minendo's guide to help ATOT members get a girlfriend outlined below.

[*]Start --> Shut Down ---> Shut Down

Well now a new version has been written to help females acquire a guy.

Females have it much easier in acquiring a guy. Two items have been provided to females which aid in easily picking up a guy. Proper use of these items may result in one guy to a whole group of guys. See below for more information on how to acquire a guy.


Show us your tits. <--- Steps proven to work in New Orleans and many other areas.

I can prove you wrong with just one word:

Roseanne.

Viper GTS

What, this doesn't do anything for you?

 

[pyonir]

ewwwww

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: pyonir
ewwwww

:Q

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Originally posted by: baffled2

Actually simply smiling and saying "Hi" works well enough most of the time

Girls make me feel fuzzy inside.

You might want to get that checked.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Originally posted by: pyonir
ewwwww

:Q

i was referring to Beau's choice of photo, for clarification purposes.

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Originally posted by: baffled2

Actually simply smiling and saying "Hi" works well enough most of the time

Girls make me feel fuzzy inside.

You might want to get that checked.

Yeah, does it burn when you pee?

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Originally posted by: pyonir
ewwwww

:Q

i was referring to Beau's choice of photo, for clarification purposes.

I know, I was too.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Beau6183

Yeah, does it burn when you pee?

A slight tinge, but nothing major.

 

[Shelly21]

I have some friends that all they have to do is leave the house and they automaticly get a guy....

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Shelly21
I have some friends that all they have to do is leave the house and they automaticly get a guy....

Word gets around.

 

[Shelly21]

Yeah, they probaly heard the "Take It Out" story.