Miley Cyrus new video.. interesting

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ShawnD1

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LOL at that video...the longest commercial in the world...bet you cant count how many product endorsements are in that video on both hands ;-)

To be honest, I skipped over everything until it got to the song then I switched tabs. Do people actually watch music videos?
 

Fox5

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What was wrong with the music video? That was no worse than a broadway play, or even a high school play. It's simply the business she's in, the song wasn't that provocative, and she was more dressed than high school girls on prom.

She doesn't seem to have a singing voice from what I've heard, in all her videos, and the candid kid's choice awards video.

I came in here expecting to make a comment about her promise ring (she had one, right?), but she didn't even do anything that bad. She can keep her Disney contract for now.
 

Sho'Nuff

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OK . . . who wants to start a pregnancy pool? I got 9 months.

Seriously . . . its Brittany all over again. Hey Federline . . . we got anudder one fur ya!
 
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What was wrong with the music video? That was no worse than a broadway play, or even a high school play. It's simply the business she's in, the song wasn't that provocative, and she was more dressed than high school girls on prom.

She doesn't seem to have a singing voice from what I've heard, in all her videos, and the candid kid's choice awards video.

I came in here expecting to make a comment about her promise ring (she had one, right?), but she didn't even do anything that bad. She can keep her Disney contract for now.

she spreads her legs twice, dances on a pole and caresses her chest. wtf kind of high school plays do you attend?
 

Fritzo

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I know she can sing, but you'd never know from that video.

You know that video was the result of a room full of gay guys wearing black silk shirts with pink rim glasses saying things like "FEATHERS would be FABULOUS in this scene!", and then some limp dick director saying "Miley you have to sex it up in order for you to break that Hannah Montana thing!"
 

eits

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whoever choreographed it did a good job.

i don't see the problem here... she's 17 years old. not a big deal, people. she's not doing anything gross or anything and it's not like she's humping people or practically naked or anything.

i think most of you are having a problem with the fact that you are used to seeing her as a kiddie icon on the disney channel and now, she's in a britney-esque video. you gotta accept the fact that she's a pop singer who's growing up.

you wouldn't find that video to be very much different than the choreography and costumes of many of the dances 'so you think you can dance'
 

KMFJD

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This seems appropriate...

mileycyrusrolemodelposter.jpg
 

zinfamous

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by my count, 11. considering i place no value on the dancing, "music", "singing", or "acting" and she is unfuckably ugly, lady gaga contributes less to society than hitler.

admittedly, there are few in history who have contributed as much to society as Hitler did. It's not a measure of positive/negative.

;)
 

zinfamous

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Britney was always sorta dim.
You can say a lotta things about cyrus but she's not that.
shes a bit ridiculous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qenEPzXvjm4
or has balls, your choice. britney clearly needs handlers, miley sorta handles others:p

Britney was also straight up trash, with no one really guiding her. she hit it big when she was green. Had no idea what to expect as she was essentially alone.

Miley grew up in the business. She'll be 1 million % more savvy than Britney.
 

ShawnD1

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She will have a sex tape out within a year of her being legal.
I want her to release a home made tape that involves anal sex. You know David Letterman would have her on the show just to ask what that was like. Then those bitches on The View would be asking each other "I wonder what that's like" and they each pretend to have no idea; this would be in contrast to political issues where they honestly have no idea.


For those of you don't know, this is how David Letterman treats people who have been in jail:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV3BfrHA9H4
 
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ShawnD1

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justin bieber
I think he really came into his own, both commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost.

Some day puberty will hit Justin like a train. Then a train will hit him like a train.
 

xanis

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I think he really came into his own, both commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost.

Some day puberty will hit Justin like a train. Then a train will hit him like a train.

No, then his producers will just market the "more mature Bieber" and crank up the Autotune. :p
 

nerp

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autotune ftw. we are in chipmunk era. nothing funnier tham toughguys driving around blasting autotuned hip hop ballads. cute
 

0roo0roo

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Britney was also straight up trash, with no one really guiding her. she hit it big when she was green. Had no idea what to expect as she was essentially alone.

Miley grew up in the business. She'll be 1 million % more savvy than Britney.

She was guided..poorly. any britney interview was pretty staged, her answers were clearly scripted.
 

thepd7

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0roo0roo

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haha good one



Brittany's music is at least catchy. This Miley song was complete crap.

hey i conceed that one point, her music is better. but as for being a media personality, miley seems far more savvy.