Mikie's Cyber Symposium

[sportage]

At some point in the future, Donald Trump will hold a rally and proclaim that "The MyPillow Cyber Symposium" as A YUGE SUCCESS. Trump will say.... WASN'T THAT GREAT! WASN'T THAT REMARKABLE! THANK'S MIKE. YOU'RE GREAT! YOU'RE A GREAT AMERICAN PROTECTING DEMOCRACY! It's coming.... With Trump's next rally, it's coming....

 

[sportage]

PS. But you have to give them credit, they definitely have the courage of their ignorance.

 

[cytg111]

Hahahaha, this is epic

https://twitter.com/x/status/1425283795364818946

A csv file, encoded as rtf, presented as hex.
I can imagine Mike looking at this and thinking this to total gibberish no-one is ever going to crack this.
two seconds later : duh

 

[dawp]

Lolololol

Lindell's cyber event is winding down without showing any evidence; the current speaker just said "no one wants to hang out with me."

https://twitter.com/x/status/1425915797084516352

I would have loved to have been a witness to this disaster BUT I ain't willing to spend my own money to attend.

 

[Amol S.]

This is an amazing article:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/08/10/con-is-winding-down/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR1bDt6Kg1uxyrkLTuetJS4s1mRar3v1zlyrgIHJCHISjCIxFJJO-I6ayAM

The con is winding down


Allow me to present to you the evidence that China stole the 2020 election. Please sit down; I don’t want you to be injured when you faint.
So: voilà.

View attachment 48535

Imagine if that actual text was inserted into a "brainfuck", "lolcode", or another esoteric programming language online compiler. Then when it runs it would output to console "Everyone who's attending is an idiot.". Then imagine all Trump supporters standing up and clapping to that garbled text not knowing what it actually means.

 

[MtnMan]

I would have loved to have been a witness to this disaster BUT I ain't willing to spend my own money to attend.

Do you really want to be in the same room with that many stupid people?

 

[KMFJD]

Time to shine Mike

 

[dank69]

Time to shine Mike

Let's celebrate reinstatement day!

 

[VRAMdemon]

Lindell says antifa infiltrated the cyber symposium and the corrupt media was working with antifa by switching out nametags or some shit.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1425986346976366595

Also this ...

'It hurts a little': Mike Lindell blames Dominion after he's physically 'attacked' at hotel

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell said this week that he was physically "attacked" at his hotel following the second day of a so-called "cyber symposium" that he promised would prove the 2020 presidential election was fraudulent. Lindell kicked off the third day of the event with the somber...

www.rawstory.com

So ... "Antifa" beat him up by the elevators, but there’s no police report, presumably because the Sioux Falls police department is also "antifa". No word as to whether "antifa" trampled his petunias and begonias and if they have been thumbing through the magazines in his mailbox. I guess he should have wrapped a shitload of pillows around himself before he went out in public.

 

[sandorski]

Seems like more Libel Fuel.

 

[VRAMdemon]

Let's celebrate reinstatement day!

Yep ... A lot is happening this morning! Biden and Harris just resigned and then dissapeared. An emergency Zoom meeting just voted 9-0 to reinstate Trump, who just appointed fellow sexual predator Matt Gaetz as VP. The UN just kicked China out and a special session of the Noble Prize committee just issued a special Peace Prize to the Pillow asshole and Kraken Lady. All over the world, people are dancing in the streets. Thanks, IP packet routing. Thank you for saving the world!

 

[Motostu]

Lindell says antifa infiltrated the cyber symposium and the corrupt media was working with antifa by switching out nametags or some shit.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1425986346976366595

Also this ...

'It hurts a little': Mike Lindell blames Dominion after he's physically 'attacked' at hotel

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell said this week that he was physically "attacked" at his hotel following the second day of a so-called "cyber symposium" that he promised would prove the 2020 presidential election was fraudulent. Lindell kicked off the third day of the event with the somber...

www.rawstory.com

So ... "Antifa" beat him up by the elevators, but there’s no police report, presumably because the Sioux Falls police department is also "antifa". No word as to whether "antifa" trampled his petunias and begonias and if they have been thumbing through the magazines in his mailbox. I guess he should have wrapped a shitload of pillows around himself before he went out in public.

Did Antifa steal/switch out his election fraud "evidence" too? Just more distraction because he didn't have shit!

 

[Jaskalas]

Let us never forget, or forgive, this !@#$er who walked into the oval office with a piece of paper describing a military coup that he wanted to happen.

 

[kage69]

Hrmmm, holy roller John McAfee bit still ain't working - time for a Jussie Smollet interlude I guess.

 

[dawp]

Do you really want to be in the same room with that many stupid people?

if someone else foots the bill? sure, why not?

 

[vi edit]

This is what snorting lines of pure uncut MAGA does to your brain. Yeesh. I kind of want to feel sorry...but don't.

 

[woolfe9998]

Saw Lindell being interviewed at the "symposium" by CNN reporter. Lindell says he won't give out this "evidence" because outside experts can alter and manipulate it. Never mind that he would still have the original data files. Never mind he can put it up on his website for the world to see, making it impossible to get away with altering it.

So Lindell loudly proclaimed that he would present this evidence and hand it out to any cyber expert who showed up. He even bought them hotel rooms. Then the day of the event, he decides he's not showing it to anyone.

And he's spent 10's of millions of his own money on this campaign, including 4 mockumentaries. And he's lost 50% of his retail business over this. And continues to defame Dominion as their lawsuit against him is pending.

Wondering if he's gone back to the crack pipe. I sense this will not end well for Mikey.

 

[dank69]

Yep ... A lot is happening this morning! Biden and Harris just resigned and then dissapeared. An emergency Zoom meeting just voted 9-0 to reinstate Trump, who just appointed fellow sexual predator Matt Gaetz as VP. The UN just kicked China out and a special session of the Noble Prize committee just issued a special Peace Prize to the Pillow asshole and Kraken Lady. All over the world, people are dancing in the streets. Thanks, IP packet routing. Thank you for saving the world!

The actual reality is that most conservatives have already forgotten this was the day and have moved on to a hundred other faux outrage topics.

 

[fskimospy]

Saw Lindell being interviewed at the "symposium" by CNN reporter. Lindell says he won't give out this "evidence" because outside experts can alter and manipulate it. Never mind that he would still have the original data files. Never mind he can put it up on his website for the world to see, making it impossible to get away with altering it.

So Lindell loudly proclaimed that he would present this evidence and hand it out to any cyber expert who showed up. He even bought them hotel rooms. Then the day of the event, he decides he's not showing it to anyone.

And he's spent 10's of millions of his own money on this campaign, including 4 mockumentaries. And he's lost 50% of his retail business over this. And continues to defame Dominion as their lawsuit against him is pending.

Wondering if he's gone back to the crack pipe. I sense this will not end well for Mikey.

Yet again this reminds me of one of my favorite Simpsons moments:

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[dank69]

Saw Lindell being interviewed at the "symposium" by CNN reporter. Lindell says he won't give out this "evidence" because outside experts can alter and manipulate it. Never mind that he would still have the original data files. Never mind he can put it up on his website for the world to see, making it impossible to get away with altering it.

So Lindell loudly proclaimed that he would present this evidence and hand it out to any cyber expert who showed up. He even bought them hotel rooms. Then the day of the event, he decides he's not showing it to anyone.

And he's spent 10's of millions of his own money on this campaign, including 4 mockumentaries. And he's lost 50% of his retail business over this. And continues to defame Dominion as their lawsuit against him is pending.

Wondering if he's gone back to the crack pipe. I sense this will not end well for Mikey.

There is no way he isn't hitting the pipe again, which is why I said I'm surprised he didn't OD right on stage. "I'm not eating or sleeping for 72 hours!" is not something a sober person says.

 

[Bitek]

and this:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1425614163276189697

How sad it would be knowing your Nana showed up to this.

Even more so if she came back for day two...

Maybe a sign that you need to starting looking for a home.

 

[Amol S.]

Lindell says antifa infiltrated the cyber symposium and the corrupt media was working with antifa by switching out nametags or some shit.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1425986346976366595

Also this ...

'It hurts a little': Mike Lindell blames Dominion after he's physically 'attacked' at hotel

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell said this week that he was physically "attacked" at his hotel following the second day of a so-called "cyber symposium" that he promised would prove the 2020 presidential election was fraudulent. Lindell kicked off the third day of the event with the somber...

www.rawstory.com

So ... "Antifa" beat him up by the elevators, but there’s no police report, presumably because the Sioux Falls police department is also "antifa". No word as to whether "antifa" trampled his petunias and begonias and if they have been thumbing through the magazines in his mailbox. I guess he should have wrapped a shitload of pillows around himself before he went out in public.

They basically lost the votes of the people who attended. This is because the people who attended know that they signed up and attended the event. Thus, now they know Mr.My Pillow is a liar, by saying they did not attend the event when in reality they did.

 

[hal2kilo]

They basically lost the votes of the people who attended. This is because the people who attended know that they signed up and attended the event. Thus, now they know Mr.My Pillow is a liar, by saying they did not attend the event when in reality they did.

The bubble must remain intact.

 

[Amol S.]

Saw Lindell being interviewed at the "symposium" by CNN reporter. Lindell says he won't give out this "evidence" because outside experts can alter and manipulate it. Never mind that he would still have the original data files. Never mind he can put it up on his website for the world to see, making it impossible to get away with altering it.

So Lindell loudly proclaimed that he would present this evidence and hand it out to any cyber expert who showed up. He even bought them hotel rooms. Then the day of the event, he decides he's not showing it to anyone.

And he's spent 10's of millions of his own money on this campaign, including 4 mockumentaries. And he's lost 50% of his retail business over this. And continues to defame Dominion as their lawsuit against him is pending.

Wondering if he's gone back to the crack pipe. I sense this will not end well for Mikey.

Considering that I graduated with a Masters degree in Information Security, if I did go, and if Mike did give out the details, I would have just posted them here, and made copy to send as via print to CNN and CNBC. I might get my first interview on camera.

 

[dank69]

The symposium in interpretive dance form:

https://imgur.com/w0vinUu