Mike Tyson to be a prostitute

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Dean

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It is pretty sad when a man can make over 300 million dollars over the span of 15 years and still not have a dime to show for it.
 

Miramonti

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Originally posted by: Dean
It is pretty sad when a man can make over 300 million dollars over the span of 15 years and still not have a dime to show for it.

Even worse, be in debt by double-digit millions.
 

Syringer

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Originally posted by: Dean
It is pretty sad when a man can make over 300 million dollars over the span of 15 years and still not have a dime to show for it.

When you have too much of just about anything it all goes out of perspective. People who make just enough to get by are always managing their money tightly, whereas those who win the lottery, think they have an unlimited supply and just blow it all away.

You can also apply this to time..people with nothing are more likely to procrastinate when it comes to schoolwork or whatever, whereas someone who is constantly busy will likely be more careeful with the schedule and plan things better..
 

ViRGE

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Originally posted by: Whisper
Originally posted by: ViRGE
Wait, Tyson is only 40?

Sounds about right, yep. He was the youngest heavyweight champ ever, I believe.
I never realized he was that young, he has not aged well.
 

bob4432

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Originally posted by: ViRGE
Originally posted by: Whisper
Originally posted by: ViRGE
Wait, Tyson is only 40?

Sounds about right, yep. He was the youngest heavyweight champ ever, I believe.
I never realized he was that young, he has not aged well.

not like he has had a easy life ----> occupation

i would like to see the look on his face when he gets his first male client :shocked:
 

Syringer

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Originally posted by: ViRGE
Originally posted by: Whisper
Originally posted by: ViRGE
Wait, Tyson is only 40?

Sounds about right, yep. He was the youngest heavyweight champ ever, I believe.
I never realized he was that young, he has not aged well.

Because boxers who go to prison tend to keep themselves in pristine, youthful condition..
 

Alex

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Originally posted by: Xyo II
"I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it.

That may be, but he's still going to be pleasing less-than-model quality.

trying to anyway... :p

with a voice that thin women should be worried... :laugh:
 

Mucho

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Hopefully he will be able to make a living so he wont have to go back mugging people on the street.
 
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Originally posted by: 91TTZ
That's so cool. If you're making your way through the whorehouse, going through all the levels, you can make your way up to the main boss, who is Mike Tyson.

LOL
 

FoBoT

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Originally posted by: bob4432


i would like to see the look on his face when he gets his first male client :shocked:

he spent six years in prison, i think he has that stuff all figured out
 

Canai

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man, I'd ****** him u[ the butt just to be like, 'yeah I ****** mike tyehson in the ahss and made hinmi my baitch nad so sthen I could pbrag baprut it.
 

InlineFive

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Originally posted by: Canai
man, I'd ****** him u[ the butt just to be like, 'yeah I ****** mike tyehson in the ahss and made hinmi my baitch nad so sthen I could pbrag baprut it.

Loud and clear Skipper!
 

bob4432

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Originally posted by: Canai
man, I'd ****** him u[ the butt just to be like, 'yeah I ****** mike tyehson in the ahss and made hinmi my baitch nad so sthen I could pbrag baprut it.

:shocked: so you want to f*ck guys up the a$$?? :thumbsdown:
 

Canai

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Originally posted by: bob4432
Originally posted by: Canai
man, I'd ****** him u[ the butt just to be like, 'yeah I ****** mike tyehson in the ahss and made hinmi my baitch nad so sthen I could pbrag baprut it.

:shocked: so you want to f*ck guys up the a$$?? :thumbsdown:

only mike teyson

edit: or would you rather bea ****** in the ass by hium?

edit2: sou you;'re out on a date with mike tyseon, would oyou rather be giving or thakin>