Mike Tyson to be a prostitute

[NuclearNed]

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Surely this is a repost? I can't believe I'm the first to post this...

Former boxing champion Mike Tyson is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss' new legalized brothel for women. Fleiss bought 60 acres of land in Nevada, and his work is scheduled to begin on Heidi's Stud Farm.

She has high hopes for Tyson, once heavyweight champion of the world - despite the fact he is a convicted rapist.

She says, "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson."

Tyson, 40, adds, "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it."

 

[z0mb13]

I thought he also wanted to be a porn star?

 

[Balt]

I hope she keeps him on his tranqs or it's going to get really messy.

 

[Aimster]

I hate Mike Tyson

He was raised by wild pigs the way he acts.

 

[1Cheap2Crazy]

I wonder what he'll do to the woman that laughs at him, "I was expecting more from a man like you." Waves her little finger at him. Hope Heidi can control him.

 

[Xyo II]

"I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it.

That may be, but he's still going to be pleasing less-than-model quality.

 

[JPB]

It's ludicris

 

[CKXP]

word of caution to the lady's....it might be more than your ear he bites off.

edit: same word of caution goes for the fella's to.

 

[ViRGE]

Wait, Tyson is only 40?

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: CKXP
word of caution to the lady's....it might be more than your ear he bites off.

Oh baby. Oh baby that feels good. Oh. Wait baby. Stop. STOP! Ouch! WTF?

 

[SmoochyTX]

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[Whoozyerdaddy]

This will end badly for everyone involved.

 

[Geekbabe]

words fail me :Q

 

[Whisper]

Originally posted by: ViRGE
Wait, Tyson is only 40?

Sounds about right, yep. He was the youngest heavyweight champ ever, I believe.

 

[Miramonti]

Wish I could see his face when the 53 year old 245lb 5' woman chooses him.

 

[chambersc]

Good job, Mr. Tyson.

 

[ballmode]

needs money badly

 

[SSP]

Hiring a convicted rapist as a male escort?? Best idea ever!

 

[tfinch2]

I'd watch teh pron

 

[gi0rgi0]

Wow, thats just gross, hehe.

 

[91TTZ]

That's so cool. If you're making your way through the whorehouse, going through all the levels, you can make your way up to the main boss, who is Mike Tyson.

 

[opticalmace]

just don't tell him you like your ear being nibbled on

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
This will end badly for everyone involved.

hehe

 

[Black88GTA]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
That's so cool. If you're making your way through the whorehouse, going through all the levels, you can make your way up to the main boss, who is Mike Tyson.

New from Nintendo: Mike Tyson's Munch Out

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: opticalmace
just don't tell him you like your ear being nibbled on

Whispers into opticalmace's ear - "I was gonna rip his heart out. I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless champion there has ever been. No one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No! He's no Alexander! I'm Alexander! I'm the best ever. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey. There's never been anyone like me. I'm from their cloth. There is no one who can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want his heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!"