Mike Myers: Asshole in Fur

[SaltBoy]

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On a personal note, I hope all of you -- even Electric Amish -- will have enough sense to not see The Cat in the Hat this weekend -- or any weekend, for that matter.

 

[MazerRackham]

I will never see this movie, but not because of that review. I made this decision based on the commercials.

 

[Ogg]

Harsh man

Guess he didnt really like it that much

 

[Fausto]

100% rotten thus far.

 

[CanOWorms]

he looks scary

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: MazerRackham
I will never see this movie, but not because of that review. I made this decision based on the commercials.

No doubt!

Anything that requires as much hype as this has received won't be good.

 

[Doggiedog]

We've been trying to take our 3 YO boy to see brother bear but he keeps insisting on Cat in the Hat since he likes the books. Hopefully he will forget. I doubt it though.

 

[JHoNNy1OoO]

I'm not gonna watch it either. Just doesn't appeal to me. The cartoon will be the one and only for me.

Saw Brother Bear and enjoyed it. Those Moose are something else though.

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[Azraele]

Ouch. :Q

 

[rh71]

CITH is one UGLY FOTHERMUCKER.

 

[StageLeft]

Saw the ad for that before ELF. Honestly it looks awesome Who was the mom by the way? Looked like kelly preston?

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Fausto
100% rotten thus far.

I've never heard of ANY of those 'magazine' reviewers.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Saw the ad for that before ELF. Honestly it looks awesome Who was the mom by the way? Looked like kelly preston?

Yeah...the longer trailer made me think this actually might be decent. At least better than the Grinch.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Fausto
100% rotten thus far.

I've never heard of ANY of those 'magazine' reviewers.

I honestly didn't even look. I'll wager a final rating around 25% or less by the time the well-known mags/reviewers weigh in.

 

[LinuxIdiot]

Film Starring: Mike Myers, Spencer Breslin, Dakota Fanning, and Kelly Preston

yea guess it is her

 

[LikeLinus]

Elf is a pretty good move, our family enjoyed it. I don't see the big deal of why everyone is hating on Mike Myers and Cat in the Hat. Must be the "cool" thing to do.

 

[BigSmooth]

Village Voice review: "The Cat in the Hat isn't fit for preteens, and it isn't digestible to adults. Teens, it needn't be said, should have better things?drugs, humping, Matrix sequels?with which to squander their weekends.

LOL

 

[CraigRT]

yeah it looks bad

no thanks!

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Hmm...I'll pass, thanks.

 

[Miramonti]

Originally posted by: CraigRT
yeah it looks bad no thanks!

and I loved those books when I was little too.

 

[schdaddy]

The Grinch only got %53 at RT & I liked it (it had its moments)

That's the same I expect out of this one - I might watch it since I don't have any school for a week

star of kiddie slop like Hook

WTF? Hook was a great movie, obviously this critic shouldn't be writing about movies in this genre

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

...well if nothing else it might be useful for the kiddos to understand that the book is usually better than the movie.

 

[oboeguy]

Sorry folks, but the Cat in the Hat having a libido is too much for me. I will stay very, very far from that movie.

 

[Wuffsunie]

Originally posted by: Fausto
100% rotten thus far.

"A disastrously misconceived confection that should easily neuter a few childhood memories. "
-- Ed Gonzalez, SLANT MAGAZINE

Harsh

 

[gistech1978]

for one the "cat" looks freaky as hell to me.
second, i like that critic's review!
its nice to read someone who tells it like it is.
too bad The Filthy Critic was "killed in a bike accident."