Midgets + Restrooms?

[OdiN]

I was just thinking about this, brought on by two seperate topics on the forums.

'ow do midgets use urinals? Do they get someone to lift them up or 'ow does this work?

Or "little people" if that is somehow less offensive to you. Which brings up another point. I don't see 'ow "little people" isn't even more offensive than being called a midget. What gives with that?

 

[CKent]

They prefer "little people" and find "midget" offensive. If I was in a bathroom made for people 12' tall, I'd probably scout out a clean john and climb up, trying to use a urinal would be futile.

 

[waggy]

ever notice the "kids" urinal that are like a foot off the ground? eyah thats what they use!

i use them all the time. that way i feel tall! lol

 

[PepePeru]

have you never noticed the one low slung urinal, usually at the end?

not all have them. i guess those are for kids, i guess midgies can use them too.

 

[effowe]

Are you doing the Arcadio thing now? Troll on brutha.

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: waggy
ever notice the "kids" urinal that are like a foot off the ground? eyah thats what they use!

i use them all the time. that way i feel tall! lol

Good point, but not all bathrooms have those. Another possibility is those urinals that go all the way to the floor.

 

[Nitemare]

drains on the floor?

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: waggy
ever notice the "kids" urinal that are like a foot off the ground? eyah thats what they use!

i use them all the time. that way i feel tall! lol

Non-existant in many bathrooms I've been in.

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
drains on the floor?

Awesome. You've solved my problems.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: waggy
ever notice the "kids" urinal that are like a foot off the ground? eyah thats what they use!

i use them all the time. that way i feel tall! lol

Non-existant in many bathrooms I've been in.

hmm seen them in nearly every place i been to lately.

err could be becuase i go to "family" places. though one bar did have one

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: Nitemare
drains on the floor?

Awesome. You've solved my problems.

didnt know you were a midget!

 

[PepePeru]

you should invent a portable, inflatable step stool for our little brothers and sisters.

submit to google, win the $10,000,000 prize.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: Nitemare
drains on the floor?

Awesome. You've solved my problems.

what do I win?

 

[KeithTalent]

Handstand?

KT

 

[imported_Imp]

Use the toilet. This is almost like asking how someone in a wheelchair uses a urinal.

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: Nitemare
drains on the floor?

Awesome. You've solved my problems.

what do I win?

A boot to the head.

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: Imp
Use the toilet. This is almost like asking how someone in a wheelchair uses a urinal.

Now that brings up an interesting question...

 

[rudeguy]

A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget.

Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.

"Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"

Surprised-and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.

"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."

Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.

The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says loudly, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!"

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: Imp
Use the toilet. This is almost like asking how someone in a wheelchair uses a urinal.

Now that brings up an interesting question...

I've seen handicapped stalls before, but never seen a handicapped urinal

 

[Baked]

And how do they wash their hands after their business? In the toilet?

 

[imported_Imp]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: Imp
Use the toilet. This is almost like asking how someone in a wheelchair uses a urinal.

Now that brings up an interesting question...

I've seen handicapped stalls before, but never seen a handicapped urinal

It could work. Just make a urinal with 2 bars on each side and more space between the other urinals. But then you must ask, what happens if control is 'lost'? This person couldn't use his hands to readjust position for fear of losing their balance/strength. Long story short, there would be one hell of a mess.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Imp

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: Imp
Use the toilet. This is almost like asking how someone in a wheelchair uses a urinal.

Now that brings up an interesting question...

I've seen handicapped stalls before, but never seen a handicapped urinal

It could work. Just make a urinal with 2 bars on each side and more space between the other urinals. But then you must ask, what happens if control is 'lost'? This person couldn't use his hands to readjust position for fear of losing their balance/strength. Long story short, there would be one hell of a mess.

i think that would be a bad idea.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Imp

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: Imp
Use the toilet. This is almost like asking how someone in a wheelchair uses a urinal.

Now that brings up an interesting question...

I've seen handicapped stalls before, but never seen a handicapped urinal

It could work. Just make a urinal with 2 bars on each side and more space between the other urinals. But then you must ask, what happens if control is 'lost'? This person couldn't use his hands to readjust position for fear of losing their balance/strength. Long story short, there would be one hell of a mess.

beats doing a handstand at the urinals

 

[zeruty]

Originally posted by: waggy
ever notice the "kids" urinal that are like a foot off the ground? eyah thats what they use!

i use them all the time. that way i feel tall! lol

don't you mean you use the lower urinal because you don't like dangling into the cold water?

 

[imported_Imp]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Imp

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: Imp
Use the toilet. This is almost like asking how someone in a wheelchair uses a urinal.

Now that brings up an interesting question...

I've seen handicapped stalls before, but never seen a handicapped urinal

It could work. Just make a urinal with 2 bars on each side and more space between the other urinals. But then you must ask, what happens if control is 'lost'? This person couldn't use his hands to readjust position for fear of losing their balance/strength. Long story short, there would be one hell of a mess.

beats doing a handstand at the urinals

I actually have a solution now to my previous idea, but then you'd have to worry about STDs...