A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched
by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the
guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder
up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close
range."Wow!" comments the midget,"Those are the nicest balls I have
ever
seen!"
Surprised and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move
away. "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request,"says the little
fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."
Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he
obliges the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the
man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!"
by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the
guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder
up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close
range."Wow!" comments the midget,"Those are the nicest balls I have
ever
seen!"
Surprised and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move
away. "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request,"says the little
fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."
Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he
obliges the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the
man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!"
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