So, early this morning I decide to widen my search. I thought to myself, look up "programmable microwave ovens." I immediately saw a widened array of stuff... there's a ton around, I'm guessing there are something close to 1 billion MW ovens on the planet!
I start looking at commercial grade MWs. They can be had for prices similar to the more expensive consumer MWs, i.e. $200 or so and higher. I had a real good look (online!) at the
Sharp R-21LCF and it's apparent similar
Sharp R-21-LCFS (the only difference AFAIK is that it has not only stainless steel interior and door front, it also is stainless on the sides and likely back of the exterior... the other model is painted grey for that).
I read most of the 166 buyer reviews for the Sharp R-21LCF model at Amazon. The Sharp R-21LCFS model has only two reviews, but one includes a cool video.
So, I ordered the Sharp R-21-LCFS, which I found for $50 cheaper using a Pricegrabber search than the price at Amazon.
This is 1 cu ft and has a super simple feature set. None of the myriad nutty controls of the consumer MWs. Just a single knob and the second you turn it, it turns on full 1000w power and counts down from where ever you set the knob up to 6 minutes. 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 6, 75, 90, etc. No LCD, no clock, no sensors, I love it! Plus, the light doesn't come on unless it's cooking, just the way I like it so I can leave the door open to dry out the interior without it using juice. There's no turntable. Instead it has a radiation disbursion system and they say it's very good at evenly heating. The lack of a turntable means you can put more stuff inside the space. They say it's super well made and extremely durable, it's designed for much heavier duty cycles than the consumer MWs. I doubt I'll want another and can get rid of maybe all of the lousy MWs I have (though I may save the big Goldstar to have a backup just in case)!