microsoft to distribute linux (mslinux)

stndn

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microsoft linux

they are going to take over the world and colonize mars with their space monkeys!!
heeeellppppp!!!

-995-

edit: couldn't find it from a search (mslinux, linux) before i posted it, so i thought it's new
and yes, we all know it's for 'real' ;)
 

Hyperblaze

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That site is a hoax.

Trust me..the day that Microsoft starts it's own distribution, is the day they lose all credibility (well...they already lost all their credibity in my eyes but not everyone)

 

Scootin159

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<< We are now offering the MS Linux Introductory CD at a special introductory price of only $249.99 (plus shipping and handling), if you order before it ships. >>



Nice touch, it's actually less than Windows XP!!! This belongs in Hot Deals!!
 

Amused

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Apr 14, 2001
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<< That site is a hoax. >>



No sh!t??? And here I was excited about the Microsoft Monkey Colony on Mars.


rolleye.gif
 

tm37

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<< using our new Graphical User Interface command-Line Technology (GUILT)? >>





<< MS Linux is released under the provisions of the Gates Private License, which means you can freely use this Software on a single machine without warranty after having paid the purchase price and annual renewal fees. >>



NICE!:D
 

tm37

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But this is my Favorite!



<< MS Linux Faces Competition
Microsoft has hired lawyers to attack it's own product line in an attempt to confuse the DOJ. This stunning new tactic shows great promise according to several Harvard Law professors, although many expressed confusion when questioned about the long term effects of this campaign.
>>



HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
 

rh71

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Aug 28, 2001
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Here's the WHOIS info... what happened to Redmond, WA ? ;)

Domain Name: MSLINUX.ORG

Administrative Contact, Technical Contact, Billing Contact:
Sysop (SYS8-ORG) root@MILLIWAYS.NET
Milliways Internet
5601 Santa Fe Trail
Watauga, TX 76148
US
 

Entity

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<< Microsoft's plan to invade cuba and overthrow the government has succeeded. One Microsoft official said "It's a win-win situation. The US Government is happy and shuts up the DOJ while Microsoft institutes a monopoly within Cuba for everything from computer software to toilet paper. One more step closer to world domination. Heck, we could feed a whole development department for the cost of one developer's salary in the US. They may not know how to create an Operating System very well, but neither do our US developers." >>



That's good. :)