Microsoft Linux!?!

[Krk3561]

Is this real?

 

[Platypus]

No.

 

[jacob0401]

highly doubt it...

 

[Glitchny]

i somehow would say no.... look at the articles on the side of the page "microsoft monkey colony on mars" i mean its tottaly BS

 

[XZeroII]

Wow, this is well over 5 years old. I remember seeing this back in HS. It's not a bad thing that you reposted it though, because it's been so long. Thanks!

 

[Schadenfroh]

ROFLMAO

 

[Shawn]

cool.

 

[Spyro]

Originally posted by: Krk3561
Is this real?

LOL@U 😀

 

[damonpip]

lol $249 and

What others are saying:

"They want me to be a whore!"
-- Linus Torvalds.

"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."
-- Richard Stallman

"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"
-- Bill Gates

"I don't remember agreeing to that."
-- Janet Reno

"This is horsesh*t. Horsesh*t, horsesh*t, horsesh*t. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the sh*t that comes from a horse!"
-- Greg, Columbia Internet

 

[damiano]

Originally posted by: Krk3561
Is this real?

read on the right of the page:
see below
and tell me if you still think it is true...

"
Microsoft Invades Cuba
Microsoft's plan to invade cuba and overthrow the government has succeeded. One Microsoft official said "It's a win-win situation. The US Government is happy and shuts up the DOJ while Microsoft institutes a monopoly within Cuba for everything from computer software to toilet paper. One more step closer to world domination. Heck, we could feed a whole development department for the cost of one developer's salary in the US. They may not know how to create an Operating System very well, but neither do our US developers."

Microsoft Monkey Colony on Mars
Microsoft has announced that a team of monkeys will be shot into space in 2005 to establish the first Martian Colony. At a recent press conference, Bill Gates confirmed, "We are already training the monkeys to do simple tasks like reboot the space ship when it blue screens. The space vehicle will be running our newest product, SpacePod 2004. This product will instruct the monkeys how to colonize Mars and establish trade with the Martians. We intend to monopolize this market before Human travel to Mars is possible."
"

 

[MainFramed]

lol, looks neato

 

[everman]

you can create scalable multi-tier applications using our new Graphical User Interface command-Line Technology (GUILT)

Microsoft Linux includes a new Troubleshooting Daemon (crapd)

 

[Derango]

If I had a dollar for every time I saw this posted on any message board (it usually comes up on the linux ones once a month or so), I'd be a rich man 🙂

 

[Zugzwang152]

MS Linux is released under the provisions of the Gates Private License, which means you can freely use this Software on a single machine without warranty after having paid the purchase price and annual renewal fees.

LOL!