Microsoft Joke.

onza

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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.
Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.

"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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NTB

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:p One of my professors told us that one at the begining of the fall semester this year. All he said at the end though was: "The sign in the window said 'you're in a helicopter' and he knew exactly where he was at." About two or three people in the class understood it; the rest just stared at him.

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MikeO

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That was funny :)

Don't know if it's because I'm drunk, or if the joke was really funny tho :p
 

yakko

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I would have given him the same answer. He would have never made it to SETAC airport from here.
 

Harvey

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With Microsoft, failure is not an option... It's built in. :)
 

jacob0401

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Microsoft doesn't own any tall buidlings...at least not at what a helicopter should be flying at....

But nevertheless quite funny and true.