Microprocessors - burn it with fire!

[Sumguy]

Or run a stupid amount of current through it.

FUCK these things!

10 hours trying to debug machine code and the correct way to write the assembly directive was "CMP" and not "CMPB".

Also, don't forget to put a few extra spaces in the lines of code, just so it doesn't accidentally read shit as labels, even though it seems to be in line with all the other code.

/weakrant

 

[Tweak155]

I actually liked my assembly class in college. Was challenging due to how retarded the language is.

 

[dighn]

pebkac

 

[theflyingpig]

When you're a real programmer, like myself, simple syntax will not be an issue. Everyone knows this.

 

[Leros]

What version of assembly are you writing?

 

[paulney]

Ah, nothing like programming an old Xilinx with a fuckall of gates available, and you have to come up with insanely optimized solutions to make anything fit. Add to that their old buggy software which crashed every 10 minutes or so, and no autosave.

Fun times.

 

[Cogman]

If you are programming with some intel syntaxed language (Masm, Tasm, JWasm, etc.) Than whatever, suck it up. However, if you are using some AT&T sytnax language like GAS... my heart goes out to you.