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Michael's computers

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nanaki333

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i remember reading an article about this guy a few months ago or something. all the horror stories of ordering a computer and not receiving one, and when they did it was a piece of poo. i think tomshardware tried to track him down. anyway, i can't believe he's still around. i tried the site for sh!ts 'n giggles and was looking around. the FAQ amuses me almost as much as the benchmarks.

http://michaelscomputers.com/
 
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would I do business with them ? Not likely...
 
Q: When a client says ?But what about support? We have always chosen Dell"

A: The United States Navy couldn?t have said it better, ?Michael, I have associates who say they want Dell because of the support of when something goes wrong (laughing) and something will always go wrong with a Dell. And getting assistance was extremely troublesome. I went through the same thing with Gateway and Compaq. When you need the support, who are going to end up speaking with? The maker of the system or some hired phone support of Dell, who doesn?t even know the specifics of your system, but only by a textbook they have in front of them that may only solve half of the problem. I only choose Michael's Computers over any other company because it?s far better to know the maker and someone you can trust and is a Christian.?
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bwhahahahahha
 
Pretty funny stuf. He's selling a $2,300 gaming rig and all it's equipd with ram wise is 256mb total.
 
Originally posted by: dabuddha
Q: When a client says ?But what about support? We have always chosen Dell"

A: The United States Navy couldn?t have said it better, ?Michael, I have associates who say they want Dell because of the support of when something goes wrong (laughing) and something will always go wrong with a Dell. And getting assistance was extremely troublesome. I went through the same thing with Gateway and Compaq. When you need the support, who are going to end up speaking with? The maker of the system or some hired phone support of Dell, who doesn?t even know the specifics of your system, but only by a textbook they have in front of them that may only solve half of the problem. I only choose Michael's Computers over any other company because it?s far better to know the maker and someone you can trust and is a Christian.?
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bwhahahahahha
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nerdy nerdy
 
Originally posted by: dabuddha
Q: When a client says ?But what about support? We have always chosen Dell"

A: The United States Navy couldn?t have said it better, ?Michael, I have associates who say they want Dell because of the support of when something goes wrong (laughing) and something will always go wrong with a Dell. And getting assistance was extremely troublesome. I went through the same thing with Gateway and Compaq. When you need the support, who are going to end up speaking with? The maker of the system or some hired phone support of Dell, who doesn?t even know the specifics of your system, but only by a textbook they have in front of them that may only solve half of the problem. I only choose Michael's Computers over any other company because it?s far better to know the maker and someone you can trust and is a Christian.?
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bwhahahahahha
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LMAO
 
What's with all the scrolling and in &amp; out of the text. I'm friggen dizzy after going to that site.
 
I like how he lists self built machines as the lowest performance at 50% and over all value at 35%. Compared to what? How can his computer offer 105% overall total value? Fvcking moron.

What an asshat. :roll:
 
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I like how he lists self built machines as the lowest performance at 50% and over all value at 35%. Compared to what? How can his computer offer 105% overall total value? Fvcking moron.

What an asshat. :roll:
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what
 
Michael's Computers are the world's only Click Instant Systems. Anything other brand is just a stripped down system.

Marina Del Rey, CA June 4th, 2004 -- "If the world only knew about Michael's fastest computers" - 1000's of clients worldwide voice the same after seeing a system from Michael's Computers. Maybe that's why those who use Michael's Computers are the only fortunate customers to experience CLICK INSTANT performance. Outdated computers are those that when you click something, you have to wait for it to load to come on. All programs launch instantly on Michael's Computers MX8 3400 Pentium 4 E Processor (Much faster than HT Version!)
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is this real? nobody is this stupid and stays in business, do they?

We at Michael's Computers know what customers demand and that is why we are proud to introduce an easy way to finance any system from us! American Express has proudly joined forces with Michael's Computers to assure you of a quick and immediate response to your financing needs. Upon your submission of the following information, a representative from American Express will email you to get any additional information if necessary. Your just a few, simple steps away from owning your ultimate MX8!
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can you say phishing? wow. just wow.
 
I own the MX7 and it's blazing fast. I mean, I don't even have to wait for Windows to load. I just press the button and bam, there's my desktop. It's like it never turned off!

Thanks Michael for the awesome computer, Christian pride! 🙂
 
Guys, I think this post needs to be moved to the hot deals forum!! I can't wait for mine to ship!! Woohooo I had Michael custom build me an Atari 2600 overclocked to 2605, the ultimate gaming machine.. He also threw in a new paddle!
 
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