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minendo

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Your roommate(s) are taking advantage of your because your a b!tch. Stand up to them or enjoy taking it up the :Q.
 

StageLeft

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Skoorb
Nice list! I hope you're right on #18

About which part of #18? :D J/K. You'll get there, buddy. We need good, upstanding, biased, hardworking, opinionated, neurotic, intelligent people like you and I in this country!!! :D
Thanks, but let's not kid ourselves on the hardworking part :)
 

MaxDepth

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In Soviet Russia, there is only #1. (And the list owns you) Ungrateful capitalist pig!

#1 If you whine, you will be taken to the showers and shot.
 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: MaxDepth
In Soviet Russia, there is only #1. (And the list owns you) Ungrateful capitalist pig!

#1 If you whine, you will be taken to the showers and shot.

How could I forget this? I was one of the principal nefs...er..proponents of the Russia-thing. Adding now..
 

ed21x

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how about something about people b!tching and moaning about how horrible the US government is, how evil America is, etc. etc.

lotr

 

BooneRebel

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You might need to arrange these in the sequence but they need to be added:

Rule #64: For every question thread on ATOT, there will be at least one incorrect, sarcastic response. :D
Rule #65: For every example of Rule #1 (see above), there will be at least one person who takes it seriously.
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BatmanNate

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Jul 12, 2000
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I think it's obvious enough why you had time to write out such an extensive list, you poor lonely fool.

 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: BatmanNate
I think it's obvious enough why you had time to write out such an extensive list, you poor lonely fool.

Yes you're right *hangs head in shame* I'm at work and it's the holidays and there's not many people here so....here I am. :)

That and I'm just one crazy mofo!! :D Woo-hoo! :D
 

brtspears2

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Amazing how one could ask for some advice, yet get shot away with many silly silly insults.
 

Iron Woode

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Oct 10, 1999
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#66 Putting your baseball cap on any other way than intended, doesn't make you look **cool**. It makes you look stupid. Grow up loser.

#67 So you knocked the HSF off your AMD cpu and it over heated and caught fire. And to put it out you poured a pitcher of water on it, which then ruined it, and its not your fault because AMD cpus are too flamable? You are stupid and need to die now BIATCH.

 

Sluggo

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Hmmm, how about:

It was YOU who decided to dick around all weekend and not do your homework, so dont whine when nobody replies to your 12:00AM thread about your "theoretical" trig question. I didnt ask you to come mow my yard, dont ask me to do your homework.

Diagnosing car problems in the first person is quite difficult, doing so from thousands of miles away with a description like "it clanks when I turn left on a cold day" is almost impossible.

There have been about 100 digital camera threads in the last year, it will take you less time to search for those than it will take you to post ANOTHER DIGITAL CAMERA THREAD, that will ultimately reach the same conclusions.
 

flavio

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#66 Start another new LOTR thread and I will come to your house and punch you in the face..
 

Iron Woode

Elite Member
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Oct 10, 1999
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here is an oldy but a goody.

check this thread out. It is a classic for showing just how stupid someone can be.

linky
 
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#66 - No matter how much you swear to God that you're "never going to drink again" I know I'm going to see your sorry ass next Friday at the club with a shot of Jack in each hand.

- M4H
 

MrBond

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#40 had me cracking up. I'm thinking about printing it out and putting it on my monitor at work :)