Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter

[dr150]

Sigma Nu:

 

[FallenHero]

not hot enough to write that caliber of an email.

I'd throw one in her though. It would be hate filled fun.

 

[dr150]

I'd hate to be the sorority girl on on the receiving end who will face her wrath when she finds out who it is who leaked her email.

...Rebecca has a future in National Lampoon movie writing though.

 

[TechBoyJK]

girl has creative writing skills

its almost like a young female louis ck

 

[TechBoyJK]

really that was gold.. she should become some raging comedian.. sit on stage, have a few drinks, talk crazy

#fearBoner

 

[dr150]

Lotta info coming out on her.

Rebecca's Twitter Account:

http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-04-19...n-the-rabid-sorority-sister-from-delta-gamma/

 

[FallenHero]

Lotta info coming out on her.

Rebecca's Twitter Account:

http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-04-19...n-the-rabid-sorority-sister-from-delta-gamma/

Ah, the internet. This generation will be a lesson for future ones on what NOT to put out there.

 

[Corporate Thug]

I'd throw one in her though. It would be hate filled fun.

Oh no disagreement there.

Also, the new pics paint her in a hotter light.

 

[Corporate Thug]

Ah, the internet. This generation will be a lesson for future ones on what NOT to put out there.

Overprivleged? BITCH YOU GO TO UNI OF MARYLAND! #harvardlife #ivyleague #allgoldeverything

 

[FallenHero]

Overprivleged? BITCH YOU GO TO UNI OF MARYLAND! #harvardlife #ivyleague #allgoldeverything

lol

Like I told a troubled child the other day while working...reality is going to walk up to her and punch her right in the face.

 

[Corporate Thug]

lol

Like I told a troubled child the other day while working...reality is going to walk up to her and punch her right in the face.

hopefully it will wise and beautiful woman punt her in the ovaries so she can't reproduce.

 

[dr150]

There's some funny reader comments in that article:

Missypoo50


Being wise and beautiful woman punted is serious business. It was during freshman year of high school when a girl named Susie Reynolds was wise and beautiful woman punted by her rival Elisa Torres. The rivalry went back years when Elisa's and Susie's sisters had a falling out. Ever since the two families had been going at it. Susie was head cheerleader and Elisa was captain of the softball team. Elisa had wanted to be a cheerleader since she was 5, but since Susie and her sisters were cheerleaders, her family enrolled her into sports.


The wise and beautiful woman punting incident happened during 1st period when Susie made fun of Elisa's socks. Sure they weren't the same color, but it was like a dagger to the heart for Elisa. Elisa, being the athlete that she was forced to become, jumped on Susie like a fat kid to a milkshake.


And it was off and popping.


As they were being separated by the big beefy security guard everyone called "Charlie," Elisa went for it and wise and beautiful woman punted Susie. The whole thing happened all in seconds, but for some reason it felt like it all had happened in slow motion. Elisa was suspended for a week and Susie was never seen from again. Rumor had it that she had to have reconstructive vagina surgery and later became a nun at St. Anthony's.


Elisa is now married to Susie's ex-boyfriend, Steve Johnson.

 

[IronWing]

Lotta info coming out on her.

Rebecca's Twitter Account:

http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-04-19...n-the-rabid-sorority-sister-from-delta-gamma/

Those are kind of funny.

 

[TechBoyJK]

we have a comedian on our hands

Forget a 'reading of'.. i want to hear the original girl read it out loud

 

[PottedMeat]

its almost like a young female louis ck

sure, if louie ck was retarded

 

[Paratus]

Those are kind of funny.

There's more out there. :sneaky:

 

[Exterous]

Overprivleged? BITCH YOU GO TO UNI OF MARYLAND! #harvardlife #ivyleague #allgoldeverything

*looks up alma mater's ranking* Yeah you dumb bitch!

 

[SheHateMe]

Ugh, I lived with a bitch (two actually..but one wasn't a bitch) from my Uni's chapter of this sorority for one summer while I was subletting. Some bitch named Charice, some Fillipino bitch from CA...SO stuck up. Fuck her. She was disgusting, she didn't know how to work the dishwasher and would put her fucking pots with burned on macaroni and cheese in there and turn it on. To her surprise, not only was the fucking shit NOT clean, but the dishwasher was getting clogged with Macaroni.

Also, she fucking ate my food and her sorority sister's food that was also living with us....EVERYDAY. I went to go get an Ice cream bar from the freezer and not only was there not one available for me...but the fucking box was STILL in there...empty.

When I asked her why she ate it, she said she thought it was her sorority sister's....okay? So you can just eat peoples fucking food because you feel like it?

btw, her sorority sister never complained about her behavior....because Charice was above her in the cunty bitch sorority hierarchy and she didn't want bad blood.

Never got my ice cream replaced.

 

[Farang]

You guys are nuts.. that chick is hot as shit. She will get away with being crazy and live a prosperous life in upper society by marrying some dude.. not sure she will get too far herself with the attitude but she screams 'ex-wife of a workaholic' to me.

 

[jman19]

*pics removed*

Same stupid, vapid look in each picture. Fitting!

 

[clamum]

Same stupid, vapid look in each picture. Fitting!

Sorositutes ftw!

 

[The Boston Dangler]

i'm thinking she might be kind of a little bit bitchy.

seriously tho, i'm ok with the world being awful to her, which it inevitably will. preferably in the form of a girl that's much prettier and wealthier.

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Girl was on point -

For those that understand Greek life - you would understand why its so important that the members behave in a specific way.

Nothing wrong with what she said, it was funny and was supposed to grab her other members attention in getting them to behave the way the Sorority they all willingly joined expected them to behave.


A+ - You go girl!

 

[Exterous]

A+ -

What kid of grade is that?

 

[clamum]

Girl was on point -

For those that understand Greek life - you would understand why its so important that the members behave in a specific way.

Nothing wrong with what she said, it was funny and was supposed to grab her other members attention in getting them to behave the way the Sorority they all willingly joined expected them to behave.


A+ - You go girl!

If that's Greek life, that just doubles my existing happiness that I never got involved with it in college.