Michael Jordan Conspiracy........Read In

[Hamburgerpimp]

I love Michael Jordan. He's up there with Ali, etc as one of the greatest Sports Stars ever.

But, I have a hard time believing he retired the first time to play Baseball!! And then his father's death on the side of the road in NC. It just doesn't add up. I think he was booted from the league because of his gambling habits! A big cover up. JMHO.

 

[j0lly]

 

[AdamDuritz99]

<< I love Michael Jordan. He's up there with Ali, etc as one of the greatest Sports Stars ever.

But, I have a hard time believing he retired the first time to play Baseball!! And then his father's death on the side of the road in NC. It just doesn't add up. I think he was booted from the league because of his gambling habits! A big cover up. JMHO. >>



WARNING: You are about to read one fvcked up theory!

I think it's more complex than that.
To understand why MJ retired you first must understand who MJ was.

MJ was born in a midget family, and all his siblings made fun of him. So MJ got so mad he decide to show them all and become really good at basketball. But that didn't help, so he started smoking crack, and his life went all crazy. He was like i hate the basketball, no i love it, no i hate it. He just couldn't decide. So one day he picks up this prostitute that was also a psycic and she was a transvestite, so when MJ found out he siad i paid you so do something for me instead of ...yah. So he/she said his fearture was in basiball. MJ couldn't handle it, he was like no man, no. But it was his destiny. Years later he was like F this man, i'm gonna play for the Bulls again. So he suddenly quit and became a basketball player again.

aww.. ok so i'm pulling this out of my @ss. Interesting theory though

peace
sean

 

[hollowman]

 

[perry]

Explain his first time retiring. Did the suspend him not once, but twice?

 

[Keego]

<< aww.. ok so i'm pulling this out of my @ss. Interesting theory though >>



I'm glad I read this sentance before reading what you actually wrote

 

[hollowman]

Kyguy.... LUCKY YOU!!

i read the whole "from the ass theory"!! damn it. my eyes are burning!!

 

[dc]

crap, i read it also. lol

 

[AdamDuritz99]

LoL, i'm scarring a lot of peeps maybe i should put a warning.


peace
sean

 

[woodly6]

I think...........................


No wait a minute I dont think, nevemind.