When Farrah Fawcett died she made her way to the Pearly Gates and St. Peter told her that before they enter everyone gets to make one request, a wish if you will. He then asked her "Farrah, what is your request?"
She replied "I would like all the children on Earth to be protected so that no harm comes to them."
St. Peter said "That is a very kind and giving wish. I will take it to higher authority." and let her in.
A few days later Farrah saw St. Peter and asked if her requested had been granted.
St. Peter said "Oh, I guess you didn't hear. Yes, we took care of that for you. We killed Michael Jackson."